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Three Aussie blokes working up on an outback mobile phone tower: Mongrel, Coot and Bluey. As they start their descent, Coot slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.. As the ambulance takes...
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Many years ago I was on a joint excercise with a team from ooop North. After a successful conclusion to the operation we,as hosts,invited the team back to our unit HQ for a debrief and fuel and...
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Does any one know of a facility to prolong ‘time out’ when using free wi fi (Cloud) in a pub. I have to keep searcing for cloud connection if I stop for a minute or so. I appreciate security...
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https://uk.sports.yahoo.com/news/gordon-banks-englands-world-cup-winning-goalkeeper-dies-aged-81-100020305.html I know B all about football but I can always remember this Gentleman from 1966....
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More and more this country is becoming like that of the third world. Life is so cheap you can get murdered for a cigarette. This is the 2nd death over a cigarette recently in London....
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On the day of the Poetry final the two finalists were a graduate from the University of New South Wales and a bumpkin from the outback. Their final task was to compose a poem lasting no more than 20...
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Guy: 'Doctor, my girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the condom never broke. How is it possible Doctor: 'Let me tell you a story. There was once a hunter who always carried a gun...
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A judge was interviewing a Tennessee woman regarding her pending divorce and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with...
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The weekend Butchers Bill starts already and right on my doorstep. Hope the kiddies coming out of school were directed to another meeting place for their parents. Sickening and ,as usual,cowardly....
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https://uk.news.yahoo.com/muslim-prisoners-execution-blocked-battle-right-imam-present-114323121.html He didn't afford his 15 year old victim spritual guidance before he stabbed her to death I bet....
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It appears wreckage likely to be from the aircraft has washed up on a Normany Beach. With Time and Tidal estimations that should lessen the new Search area....
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Aussie stockman and his wife had just got married and found a quiet little English Pub for their wedding night. The man approached the front desk and asked for a room.... He said, 'We're on our...
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https://uk.news.yahoo.com/batman-prime-minister-subtitling-error-no-confidence-debate-goes-viral-114642664.html May be he said VAT man. :-) Someone could write a book with all the howlers on the...
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The Royal Navy is proud of its new fleet of Type 45 destroyers. Having initially named the first two ships HMS Daring and HMS Dauntless, the Naming Committee has, after intensive pressure from...
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Two men were sitting next to each other at Milligan’s Pub in London. After awhile, one bloke looks at the other and says, ‘I can’t help but think, from listening to you, that you’re from...
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Greetings fellow Cruciverbalists. I require the assistance of a smart parse please. :-) Memsahib and I were competing this evening with our photocopies of the Friday Metro crossword in our local...
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Terrific start to the New Year innit ? https://uk.news.yahoo.com/three-hospital-triple-stabbing-east-185952999.html What are these butchers trying to do ? Beat last years death toll?...
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First-year students at the Vet School were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor...
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Three Aussie blokes working up on an outback mobile phone tower: Mongrel, Coot and Bluey. As they start their descent, Coot slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.. As the ambulance takes...

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