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We are 1 hour ahead of blighty so I reckon Brexit comes to me before you. Hope all of my friends with currnt problems have a healthier New Year and wish you Happiness....
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I have just been diagnosed with Gammon Flu. It started off as Swine Fever but they cured me....
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Had a blazing row with the Missus yesterday over Christmas dinner. She threw her Prawn cocktail at me and added,”Thats just for starters!” :-(...
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Milton Keynes Age Concern Birds Bees and Butterflies “Altrnative to shaving legs in the air”...
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Greetings fellow cruciverbalists I have come to an impasse on my final clue. 28A quick Clue: Clergyman (7) Cryptic clue :Priest to transport man of the cloth. I have ?R?L?T. I am sure the given...
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While Shepherds 'did what with' their flock at night ? https://uk.news.yahoo.com/mum-accidentally-sends-son-5-school-nativity-blow-sex-sheep-123801407.html...
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Two female teachers took a group of students from grades 1, 2 and 3 for a field trip to York Racecourse. When it was time to take the children to the 'bathroom', it was decided that the girls would go...
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Is anyone in contact with Jourdain? I hope she is OK as she hasn't posted since 1//11. I know she has domestic problems. Just hope she might be enjoying a break somewhere.
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Monopoly - I Did Not Know This! Starting in 1941, an increasing number of British Airmen found themselves as the involuntary guests of the Third Reich, and the Crown was casting about for ways and...
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Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate's been hit by a car. Paddy: 'Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and I tink both his legs are broken.' Operator: 'What is your...
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Yippee Clever Mrs retro found and bought ,from a poppy seller just now at Sainsbury. the 2018 edition of the enamel pin poppy....
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A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to the...
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Another Prime Minister who misjudges the mood of the people. This time the currency. Next time to follow us and Exit....
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To All my fellow criciverbalists I believe I am correct in stating that the letter count for today is incorrect. It should be 8 and 5 and not as shown in my paper (7 and 6). Clue is: Get on a short...
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In Canada, the government, in its eternal wisdom, recently passed two laws. They are: 1. Legalised gay marriage 2. Legalised marijuana Legalising gay marriage and marijuana at the same time now makes...
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Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the warranty registration card below. Answering the...
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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with > her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her > boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go...
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