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Wine Tasting

A drunk sitting at a bar observes a very snobby woman participating in a wine tasting contest. She was very good at identifying the wine. At the first taste she says: "Cabernet Sauvignon, 1998" and...
00:47 Sun 30th Sep 20184 answers, last by Patsy33 15:10 Sun 30th Sep 2018
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Epipen

Could anyone who has knowledge of Diabetes and use these pens tell me if they are used for Type 1 diabetes only and are they used intra muscular or intra venous. I have plenty experience of self...
15:43 Sat 29th Sep 201837 answers, last by kvalidir 20:46 Mon 01st Oct 2018
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Unable To Answer

When the "your answer" box is not accessible on one OP but available on others does that indicate the OP has been closed.This new format is one that I am not yet fully accustomed to.TIA...
14:47 Sat 29th Sep 20188 answers, last by HansUrbancka 15:33 Sat 29th Sep 2018
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Nervous Cab Driver

A taxi Fare tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop...
23:57 Fri 28th Sep 20182 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 11:47 Sat 29th Sep 2018
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Four Parrots

asian black people blonde chemistry Chuck Norris dad dead baby desert island dirty fat gay IT jewish kids knock-knock lesbian little Johnny marriage math mexican nerd poems racist redneck sex stupid...
23:39 Fri 28th Sep 201820 answers, last by mallyh 12:03 Sat 29th Sep 2018
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Heroic Cops

Three highly decorated police officers die in a wild shoot out with narcotics dealers and go to heaven. God greets them and asks, "When you are laid out in your casket, and your fellow officers and...
23:21 Fri 28th Sep 20181 answer, last by Patsy33 23:28 Fri 28th Sep 2018
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Parking Space

An Irishman was flustered not being able to find a parking space in a large mall's parking lot. "Lord,"he prayed,"I can't stand this.If you open a space up for me,I swear I'll give up drinking me...
11:47 Fri 28th Sep 20181 answer, last by Patsy33 16:55 Fri 28th Sep 2018
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Paddy Drowned

-- One night, Mrs McMillen answers the door to see her husbands best friend, Paddy, standing on the doorstep. "Hello Paddy, but where is my husband? He went with you to the beer factory" Paddy shook...
11:28 Fri 28th Sep 20183 answers, last by Patsy33 11:45 Fri 28th Sep 2018
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Military Howlers

Officer: "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?" Soldier: "Sure, buddy." Officer: "That's no way to address an officer! Now, let's try it again!" Officer: "Soldier. Do you have change for a...
23:34 Thu 27th Sep 20182 answers, last by Patsy33 10:23 Fri 28th Sep 2018
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The Weary G.i.

An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London. The...
13:59 Thu 27th Sep 20182 answers, last by marval 21:18 Thu 27th Sep 2018
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The Toughest Of The Armed Forces

A marine general, an army general, and a navy admiral were discussing who had the toughest men. The army general says, "Alright, I'll prove the army has the toughest men in the country. Private, get...
12:16 Thu 27th Sep 2018
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Pirate's Nuts

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel stuck to the front of his pants. The bartender asks, "Hey, doesn't that hurt?" The pirate growls, "Aye, it's drivin' me nuts."...
12:09 Thu 27th Sep 2018
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Heart Transplant

An elderly patient needs a heart transplant and discusses his options with his doctor. The doctor says, ‘We have three possible donors. One is a young, healthy athlete. The second is a middle aged...
12:04 Thu 27th Sep 20182 answers, last by marval 21:16 Thu 27th Sep 2018
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A Hell Of An Engineer

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer, you're in the wrong place." So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let...
11:14 Thu 27th Sep 20181 answer, last by Patsy33 11:56 Thu 27th Sep 2018
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Destitution

A husband and wife are having financial troubles. They agree she should walk the streets to pick up some extra cash. The husband drops his wife off in the red light area of town, and returns 6 hours...
10:28 Thu 27th Sep 20185 answers, last by Patsy33 11:55 Thu 27th Sep 2018
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Aquarius

Good news.Just heard on car radio that the mediterranean taxi service for economic scroungers known as the good ship Aquarius as had it's maritime licence to sail revoked. Good or bad? I believe it...
15:05 Wed 26th Sep 201825 answers, last by youngmafbog 12:28 Thu 27th Sep 2018
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Mid- Air Pandemonium

Can you believe this. https://uk.news.yahoo.com/man-sparks-panic-india-flight-111500648.html Perhaps in Punjabi the need to dump could well be interpreted, in his haste, to the need to jump....
12:11 Wed 26th Sep 20187 answers, last by SparklyKid 15:42 Thu 27th Sep 2018
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E-Mail Goes To Spam

Could any one kindly suggest how I stop an e-mail address going to the Spam box instead of the inbox. I am on yahoo mail. One of my friends e-mails ,in the last month, have mysteriously continued to...
10:16 Wed 26th Sep 20187 answers, last by kvalidir 10:35 Wed 26th Sep 2018
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Site Rules

Site Editor When a ABer is happy to divulge information about themselves and family circumstances and they are reminded of such posts in future threads can a extra rule be inserted that the original...
20:49 Mon 24th Sep 201874 answers, last by ABSpareEditor 15:46 Tue 25th Sep 2018

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