A drunk sitting at a bar observes a very snobby woman participating in a wine tasting contest. She was very good at identifying the wine. At the first taste she says: "Cabernet Sauvignon, 1998" and...
Could anyone who has knowledge of Diabetes and use these pens tell me if they are used for Type 1 diabetes only and are they used intra muscular or intra venous. I have plenty experience of self...
When the "your answer" box is not accessible on one OP but available on others does that indicate the OP has been closed.This new format is one that I am not yet fully accustomed to.TIA...
A taxi Fare tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop...
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Three highly decorated police officers die in a wild shoot out with narcotics dealers and go to heaven. God greets them and asks, "When you are laid out in your casket, and your fellow officers and...
An Irishman was flustered not being able to find a parking space in a large mall's parking lot. "Lord,"he prayed,"I can't stand this.If you open a space up for me,I swear I'll give up drinking me...
-- One night, Mrs McMillen answers the door to see her husbands best friend, Paddy, standing on the doorstep. "Hello Paddy, but where is my husband? He went with you to the beer factory" Paddy shook...
Officer: "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?" Soldier: "Sure, buddy." Officer: "That's no way to address an officer! Now, let's try it again!" Officer: "Soldier. Do you have change for a...
An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London. The...
A marine general, an army general, and a navy admiral were discussing who had the toughest men. The army general says, "Alright, I'll prove the army has the toughest men in the country. Private, get...
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel stuck to the front of his pants. The bartender asks, "Hey, doesn't that hurt?" The pirate growls, "Aye, it's drivin' me nuts."...
An elderly patient needs a heart transplant and discusses his options with his doctor. The doctor says, ‘We have three possible donors. One is a young, healthy athlete. The second is a middle aged...
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer, you're in the wrong place." So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let...
A husband and wife are having financial troubles. They agree she should walk the streets to pick up some extra cash. The husband drops his wife off in the red light area of town, and returns 6 hours...
Good news.Just heard on car radio that the mediterranean taxi service for economic scroungers known as the good ship Aquarius as had it's maritime licence to sail revoked. Good or bad? I believe it...
Can you believe this.
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/man-sparks-panic-india-flight-111500648.html
Perhaps in Punjabi the need to dump could well be interpreted, in his haste, to the need to jump....
Could any one kindly suggest how I stop an e-mail address going to the Spam box instead of the inbox. I am on yahoo mail. One of my friends e-mails ,in the last month, have mysteriously continued to...
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