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FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY, AS WELL AS THE IDIOSYNCRASIES OF ENGLISH: 1. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA......FLOOR. 2. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANISATION. 3. IF MAN...
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https://uk.news.yahoo.com/bob-geldof-in-spectacular-foul-mouthed-rant-at-125149047.html If he wishes to come here to insult the English and their choice to Brexit Why doesn't he (a)stay back in...
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Can anyone answer how many perished in the Great Fire of London? No cheating and looking it up. I am surprised at the answer.
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Strong words of advice. Is that all? At least with dogs or cats the owner will get prosecuted by the RSPCA.?...
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A plumber (The Royalty of all Trades) dies in a car accident on his 50th birthday and finds himself at the Pearly Gates. A brass band is playing, the angels are singing a beautiful hymn, there is a...
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Fancy leaving this and downgrading to 'Airforce1'! https://www.youtube.com/embed/UZq3iCn2y74?rel=0...
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Does anyone recall that during his short command of HMS Bronington,a TON Class wooden minesweeper, the Prince of Wales ....err..crashed it whilst at the Con when docking it. Normally a naval commander...
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This example shows the importance of accuracy in your tax return. HMRC has returned the Tax Return to a man in Evesham after he apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly. In response to the...
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Hope he is OK. He seems to be missing out on a lot of cut and thrust at the moment. I miss his humour....
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She wanted to serve her guests mushroom-smothered steak, but she had no mushrooms and no time to buy them. Her husband suggested, "Why don't you go pick some of the mushrooms that are growing wild...
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https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/689285/Explosion-fire-Brussels-huge-rips-Belgian-capital?ref=yfp Explosions heard. Could be those car bombs the French Intelligence predicted yesterday!!!...
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Vive le France!! Might have our own storming if the referendum is overturned. :-)...
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Subject: Fw: Fwd: FIVE GERMANS Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them "It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro." "Vot...
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HMQ was delighted to accept Teresa May ,today ,to ask permission to form a new government. Mrs May informed Her Majesty that her first pledge was to Ban pre-shredded Cheese in packets. She intended to...
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According to Mr Cameron on LBC news just now. Thats how you do it Labour. :-)...
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Vicar booking into a hotel asks the receptionist "Is the Porn channel in my room disabled?" "No," she replies "it's just regular porn you sicko."...
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A biker goes to the doctor with hearing problems. "Can you describe the symptoms to me?" asked the doctor. "Yes. Homer is a fat yellow lazy slob and Marge is a skinny bird with big blue hair."...
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So Paddy asks Murphy: "Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?" To which Murphy replies, "Well, if they fell forward they'd still be in the ***n' boat!"...
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Who would be a Labour minister let alone Prime Minister with this blob as your deputy? http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/tony-blair-forced-illegal-war-8387288...

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