Had 2 phone calls from two contrite nursing staff today. New date given for 17th May admittance and OP on 18th.Apparently questions were asked in house and the Prof has been advised it WILL happen...
retrocop Question Author The op was a non event.Having got me in the night before they prepped me and found a bed in another ward.I was 2nd on list for aortic stent.Yesterday @6pm I was given a...
Just got the go from St Georges. Off now. Op tomorrow hopefully. Found a bed somewhere nearby. Not vascular ward but who cares. They all lead to the theatre. Mrs retro will keep you up to date. Speak...
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