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Climbing Rose

Oh what a tangled language English is and how easy it is to misconstrue...... A man takes a lady out to dinner for the first time. Later they go on to a show. The evening is a huge success and as he...
20:55 Fri 26th Feb 20164 answers, last by Georgiesmum 00:58 Sat 27th Feb 2016
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Chinese Tour Guide In Shangai

There was this Chinese girl at a travel agency when I was in Shanghai. I asked her if she could escort me for a city tour and asked for her mobile number, so I could call her to make arrangements. She...
20:52 Fri 26th Feb 20163 answers, last by marval 23:04 Fri 26th Feb 2016
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Etiquette

Probably not the right place to post this but the only alternative would be CB. I am actually hoping for some helpful answers as a matter of curiosity. I am happy to have a some humour injected into...
21:37 Wed 10th Feb 201653 answers, last by ABSpareEditor 10:32 Thu 11th Feb 2016
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Fao Margo And Danny

Hi Again, As my original bulletin disappeared I might repeat myself so bear with me and my memory. I think I mentioned the fiasco with the Arrythmic Nurse who told me my cardio version would have to...
12:54 Wed 10th Feb 20162 answers, last by dannyk13 13:07 Wed 10th Feb 2016
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More Scaremongering Shown To Be False

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3439693/Britain-s-trade-EU-slumps-Major-boost-Leave-campaign-exports-outside-Europe-continue-soar.html I know there is a thread running re Cameron's...
10:32 Wed 10th Feb 201635 answers, last by bancodefomento 10:57 Fri 29th Apr 2016
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Cowboy Boots

A lady went into a bar in Calgary and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with...
01:07 Wed 10th Feb 20168 answers, last by Arksided 05:19 Wed 17th Feb 2016
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Fao Danny And Margo

Still waiting from St Georges for Proff Thompson's decision on the aortic stent. Having not heard from Epsom about my long awaited cardio version which was decided last August in ward and later...
15:14 Tue 09th Feb 201618 answers, last by EcclesCake 16:45 Tue 09th Feb 2016
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Fao Margotester

I saw that Lady in a Van got Maggie Smith Best Actress award in the Evening Standard Awards. What did you think of the film. Worth watching? I do like her acting....
16:28 Mon 08th Feb 20165 answers, last by marval 17:37 Mon 08th Feb 2016
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Fish Or Porn?

An elderly married couple were at home watching TV. The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel. The wife became more and more annoyed...
14:59 Thu 04th Feb 20163 answers, last by lolabarcelona 13:35 Sun 14th Feb 2016
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The Guard

Just finished watching "The Guard" on Film 4. The only cop film I have ever found entertaining and can relate to. Brendan Gleeson is a great actor imo. As a rookie cop i was puppy walked by a former...
02:17 Wed 03rd Feb 20167 answers, last by Bathsheba 11:16 Wed 03rd Feb 2016
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Junior Doctor's Proposals

The Royal College of Nursing has weighed in on Prime Minister David Cameron's health care proposals for the junior doctors in the National Health Service. The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the...
11:24 Tue 02nd Feb 20164 answers, last by Sqad 11:31 Tue 02nd Feb 2016
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Jesus

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00:52 Tue 02nd Feb 20161 answer, last by bhg481 07:28 Tue 02nd Feb 2016
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Atheism: Last Attempt

https://www.facebook.com/OfficialDailyAtheist/videos/470170996475063/...
00:23 Tue 02nd Feb 2016105 answers, last by naomi24 09:50 Sun 14th Feb 2016
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Atheism

Make what you want of this if you will. https://www.facebook.com/OfficialDailyAtheist/videos/470170996475063/...
00:21 Tue 02nd Feb 20162 answers, last by jim360 10:56 Tue 15th Aug 2017
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Leaving Forever

The Irish mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. "What happened Paddy?" she asks anxiously. "What happened? I'll...
00:12 Tue 02nd Feb 20167 answers, last by Shaglene 09:30 Tue 02nd Feb 2016
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Is This Law Student Serious?

This has to be a joke hasn't it ? If this young lady with her sense of mass entitlement ever reaches the bar I hope she gets her sensitive emotions sorted out first.Pathetic little publicity seeker....
14:55 Mon 01st Feb 201654 answers, last by Old_Geezer 17:45 Mon 01st Feb 2016
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Donald Trump (The Cockney Rebel)

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/video/hear-donald-trump-sounds-strong-102900494.html...
14:42 Mon 01st Feb 20161 answer, last by Canary42 17:04 Mon 01st Feb 2016
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Brass Band An' All

For those who do not listen to the 'Today' programme on Radio 4, this is English humour at its best. Right at the end of a programme recently, there was a discussion about the obscene cost of entry...
15:21 Sat 30th Jan 20161 answer, last by Patsy33 15:33 Sat 30th Jan 2016
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Oh Monica!!

Monica is back in the news for the US Elections! Monica Lewinsky released the following statement on Hilary Clinton's run for President: ”I will not vote for Hilary Clinton. The last Clinton...
16:57 Fri 29th Jan 20166 answers, last by waterboatman 05:37 Sat 30th Jan 2016
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Aberdeen Bail Out

Where was Salmond tonight on the ITV news boasting that Scotland could go it alone without England and rely purely on North Sea oil to finance it's future. That was his argument for Scotland to leave...
00:39 Fri 29th Jan 201627 answers, last by steg 14:39 Fri 29th Jan 2016

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