Oh what a tangled language English is and how easy it is to misconstrue...... A man takes a lady out to dinner for the first time. Later they go on to a show. The evening is a huge success and as he...
There was this Chinese girl at a travel agency when I was in Shanghai. I asked her if she could escort me for a city tour and asked for her mobile number, so I could call her to make arrangements. She...
Probably not the right place to post this but the only alternative would be CB. I am actually hoping for some helpful answers as a matter of curiosity. I am happy to have a some humour injected into...
Hi Again, As my original bulletin disappeared I might repeat myself so bear with me and my memory. I think I mentioned the fiasco with the Arrythmic Nurse who told me my cardio version would have to...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3439693/Britain-s-trade-EU-slumps-Major-boost-Leave-campaign-exports-outside-Europe-continue-soar.html I know there is a thread running re Cameron's...
A lady went into a bar in Calgary and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with...
Still waiting from St Georges for Proff Thompson's decision on the aortic stent. Having not heard from Epsom about my long awaited cardio version which was decided last August in ward and later...
I saw that Lady in a Van got Maggie Smith Best Actress award in the Evening Standard Awards.
What did you think of the film. Worth watching? I do like her acting....
An elderly married couple were at home watching TV. The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel. The wife became more and more annoyed...
Just finished watching "The Guard" on Film 4. The only cop film I have ever found entertaining and can relate to. Brendan Gleeson is a great actor imo. As a rookie cop i was puppy walked by a former...
The Royal College of Nursing has weighed in on Prime Minister David Cameron's health care proposals for the junior doctors in the National Health Service. The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the...
The Irish mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. "What happened Paddy?" she asks anxiously. "What happened? I'll...
This has to be a joke hasn't it ? If this young lady with her sense of mass entitlement ever reaches the bar I hope she gets her sensitive emotions sorted out first.Pathetic little publicity seeker....
For those who do not listen to the 'Today' programme on Radio 4, this is English humour at its best. Right at the end of a programme recently, there was a discussion about the obscene cost of entry...
Monica is back in the news for the US Elections! Monica Lewinsky released the following statement on Hilary Clinton's run for President: ”I will not vote for Hilary Clinton. The last Clinton...
Where was Salmond tonight on the ITV news boasting that Scotland could go it alone without England and rely purely on North Sea oil to finance it's future. That was his argument for Scotland to leave...