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How Badly We Need The Eu

If brevity aids success then the comparison below suggests BREXIT Don't fully understand the EU ~see below........ Pythagoras' theorem - 24 words. Lord's Prayer - 66 words. Archimedes' Principle - 67...
18:00 Sun 27th Mar 20161 answer, last by stuey 18:06 Sun 27th Mar 2016
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Random Thoughts From A Pensioner

I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now. Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers. You know that...
17:52 Sun 27th Mar 20164 answers, last by stocksman 16:01 Mon 28th Mar 2016
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A Career In The Circus

A couple who work at the circus go to an adoption agency. Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability. The couple produces photos of their 50 foot motorhome, which is equipped with a...
17:46 Sun 27th Mar 20165 answers, last by pixie374 19:26 Sun 27th Mar 2016
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Breaking News Flash

I have just read that the missing Britain David Dixon has been confirmed dead in the Bruxelles outrage. No link yet....
12:34 Fri 25th Mar 20169 answers, last by mikey4444 21:22 Fri 25th Mar 2016
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Poland Will Accept No More Refugees

They cotton on fast.Welcome to the crumbling EU. You have to learn to take the *** with the Sugar. https://uk.news.yahoo.com/latest-rights-groups-slam-hungarys-holding-migrants-123459710.html...
22:16 Wed 23rd Mar 201610 answers, last by mushroom25 14:53 Thu 24th Mar 2016
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Brussels Airport Armourer Apprehended

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/brussels-bomb-suspect-captured-reports-095940256.html...
11:53 Wed 23rd Mar 20163 answers, last by Islay 12:37 Wed 23rd Mar 2016
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Riddle For Seniors

Today's riddle for seniors... Here is the situation: You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop-off. On your left side is an elephant travelling at the same...
12:05 Fri 18th Mar 201612 answers, last by waterboatman 07:20 Sat 19th Mar 2016
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Never Stand In Line Again

Gotta Love the Military for Thinking on their feet. Wish I had said that on numerous occasions. :-) A ‘TRUE STORY ABOUT’General McChrystal's resignation in Obama's office from General McChrystal's...
22:57 Wed 16th Mar 20161 answer, last by -Talbot- 23:01 Wed 16th Mar 2016
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Daily Mail 15231

Just can't get this one. 12d Old people with flatus occasionally (5) I don't think it is TRUMP because I have C?L?S. :-) Could it be Celts ?...
10:55 Tue 15th Mar 20164 answers, last by retrocop 11:02 Tue 15th Mar 2016
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Avatars

Are some Avatars disappearing or is it an issue with my lap top?
14:49 Fri 11th Mar 201623 answers, last by murraymints 17:46 Fri 11th Mar 2016
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Dear Airlines

DEAR AIRLINES: Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with YOUNG good-looking strippers! What the hell!! They don't even serve...
11:23 Fri 11th Mar 20161 answer, last by marval 17:39 Fri 11th Mar 2016
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South Carolina Divorce Petition

A judge was interviewing a South Carolina woman regarding her pending divorce and asks, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property...
13:36 Wed 09th Mar 20161 answer, last by marval 20:21 Wed 09th Mar 2016
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Pommy Visa

A Pommy bloke calls at Australia House in London to get a visa to visit family in Australia. Bloke behind the counter asks "do you have a criminal record ?" Pommy bloke sighs and asks, " Is that STILL...
13:09 Mon 07th Mar 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 13:42 Mon 07th Mar 2016
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Quick Crossword

12d (5, 3,) Fatten up. I have M?I?H ?U? Help much appreciated. :-)...
15:07 Sun 06th Mar 20163 answers, last by bookbinder 15:13 Sun 06th Mar 2016
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Keep Losing Ab

Could any one help me please. I am operating on Windows7. I use I.E., Mozilla Firefox and chrome. Just recently I have found that when I post an answer the answer will register on the thread but the...
12:47 Thu 03rd Mar 201618 answers, last by DTCwordfan 22:30 Thu 03rd Mar 2016
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Brothel Verses Church

BROTHEL SUES LOCAL CHURCH OVER LIGHTNING STRIKE !! Mt. Vernon, Texas.Diamond D's brothel began construction on an extension of their building to increase their ever-growing business.In response, the...
02:56 Sat 27th Feb 20168 answers, last by Quizmonkey 12:10 Thu 03rd Mar 2016
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Shopping In Texas

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02:40 Sat 27th Feb 20169 answers, last by marval 18:23 Sat 27th Feb 2016
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Office Party

Retrocop woke up the morning after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache and unable to recall the events of the previous evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way...
02:32 Sat 27th Feb 20161 answer, last by clyde59 02:40 Sat 27th Feb 2016
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Blonde And Flower Vase

Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers.She sighs and says,"Oh, crap, my boyfriend is...
02:24 Sat 27th Feb 20161 answer, last by cupid04 03:15 Tue 01st Mar 2016
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Her Majesty's Brittanic Royal Navy

The Royal Navy is proud to announce its new fleet of Type 45 destroyers Having initially named the first two ships HMS Daring and HMS Dauntless,the Naming Committee has, after intensive pressure from...
21:00 Fri 26th Feb 20166 answers, last by bookbinder 21:21 Fri 26th Feb 2016

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