I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now. Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers. You know that...
A couple who work at the circus go to an adoption agency. Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability. The couple produces photos of their 50 foot motorhome, which is equipped with a...
They cotton on fast.Welcome to the crumbling EU. You have to learn to take the *** with the Sugar.
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/latest-rights-groups-slam-hungarys-holding-migrants-123459710.html...
Today's riddle for seniors... Here is the situation: You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop-off. On your left side is an elephant travelling at the same...
Gotta Love the Military for Thinking on their feet. Wish I had said that on numerous occasions. :-) A ‘TRUE STORY ABOUT’General McChrystal's resignation in Obama's office from General McChrystal's...
DEAR AIRLINES: Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with YOUNG good-looking strippers! What the hell!! They don't even serve...
A judge was interviewing a South Carolina woman regarding her pending divorce and asks, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property...
A Pommy bloke calls at Australia House in London to get a visa to visit family in Australia. Bloke behind the counter asks "do you have a criminal record ?" Pommy bloke sighs and asks, " Is that STILL...
Could any one help me please. I am operating on Windows7. I use I.E., Mozilla Firefox and chrome. Just recently I have found that when I post an answer the answer will register on the thread but the...
BROTHEL SUES LOCAL CHURCH OVER LIGHTNING STRIKE !! Mt. Vernon, Texas.Diamond D's brothel began construction on an extension of their building to increase their ever-growing business.In response, the...
Retrocop woke up the morning after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache and unable to recall the events of the previous evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way...
Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers.She sighs and says,"Oh, crap, my boyfriend is...
The Royal Navy is proud to announce its new fleet of Type 45 destroyers Having initially named the first two ships HMS Daring and HMS Dauntless,the Naming Committee has, after intensive pressure from...