This actually appeared in Yahoo News but I thought it amusing.
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/thomas-cooks-newly-painted-plane-spells-rude-word-doors-opened-160018667.html...
The mind boggles how they could of got away with this unchallenged or unseen. I bet there is a group of caravans not too far away down on their axles....
Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry bag. "You have been to France before, monsieur?" the...
There was a power failure in a Dublin Department Store last week and >> three hundred people were stranded on the escalators for more than two >> hours. >> ……………………………………....
Pest Control A woman was having a passionate affair with an Irish inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home...
A married Irishman went into the confessional and told the priest," I almost had an affair with another woman". The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?' The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed...
Didn't want to derail the other OP but Ron Mael was a veritable Giant. Have you ever seen this clip. New one on me. Quite a talented man. I thought Sparks were great when I was a lot younger....
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be...
I have just prepared a Quasi Greek Salad to go with my left over Roast Chicken from yesterday. I say Quasi because I put a lot more than Feta,lettuce tomato in it to give it that name( in case any one...
After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse. I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge. I don't mind dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens. Is there...
Will was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol. He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whisky. The worm in the water lived, while the one in the whisky curled...
Terry Markland and his friend Ken Stokes left the Royal Navy in 1993 after several years of serving together. They were well used to having a glass or two of ale together at the end of a long working...
The Wine Taster At a winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position. The director of the...
A Good Wife is Hard to Find Nigel and Trevor, are keen fishermen and wine drinkers at Les Lacs du Verger, France, last year. Slurping a large Ch창teau Mont-Redon, Nigel announces, 'I think I'm going...
A drunk got on a bus one day and sat down next to a priest.The drunk stank of wine, his shirt was stained, his face was all red, and he had a half-empty bottle of wine sticking out of his pocket.He...
V: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a lamb eat? Leaves and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a kabab is nothing...
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something with which you'd like to have dinner with. Women...
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am...
It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There's clearly room for more wine. A man enters a store and says: "15 litres of wine please." "Did you bring a container for this? " "You're...
