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Rondy

Some More Gems.

I got talked into buying a pre Cremation package today, the upside is if I die in a fire I get half the money back. ___ Someone has stolen a broken set of scales which I was hoping to fix.
They'll... ...
15:59 Fri 25th Oct 20244 answers, last by Rondy 13:50 Sat 26th Oct 2024
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And Here's Some More For You.

Two tapeworms in a high ranking army officer.
One says to the other "What's up mate, you look really down?"
The other replies "Oh, nothing really, just life in General" ___ We've started going to a... ...
16:16 Sat 12th Oct 20244 answers, last by Rondy 17:08 Sat 12th Oct 2024
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Tonight's quiz link, starting at 6pm.   https://stin.to/f0blx# ...
17:27 Sun 25th Feb 20244 answers, last by Tilly2 20:25 Sun 25th Feb 2024
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week is tonight at 6pm. (British time) https://stin.to/f0blx#   ...
16:23 Sun 14th Jan 20242 answers, last by Rondy 17:25 Sun 14th Jan 2024
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And There's More

A bloke said to me today 'Are those thick lens glasses you're wearing?'
I said 'No, they're mine' ___ The inventor of the ballet skirt was struggling for a name for his invention.
Finally he put tu... ...
14:56 Tue 19th Dec 20232 answers, last by Rondy 14:27 Wed 20th Dec 2023
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Caring For Baby

When my wife quit work to take care of our new baby daughter, countless hours of peek-a-boo and other games slowly took their toll. One evening my wife smacked her bare toes on the corner of a dresser...
14:23 Sun 30th Jan 20225 answers, last by Mamyalynne 17:35 Mon 31st Jan 2022
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Fortune Teller

A man visited a fortune teller and sat down in front of her crystal ball. "I see you are the father of two children," she said. "That's what you think," the man replied. "I'm the father of three...
14:39 Sat 25th Dec 20212 answers, last by Rondy 14:42 Sat 25th Dec 2021
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Divorce

"I want to divorce my wife." "On what grounds?" "She is out all night, every night, going from bar to bar." "Are you saying she's an alcoholic or do you think she's cheating?" "No, she's looking for...
15:03 Thu 14th Oct 20216 answers, last by Patsy33 19:34 Thu 14th Oct 2021
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Signs

These signs have allegedly been spotted in public use. Sign in a London department store: Bargain basement upstairs. _____________ In an office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday...
18:52 Tue 05th Oct 20216 answers, last by vulcan42 20:01 Tue 05th Oct 2021
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The Wife's Tights

Two guys were out walking home from work one afternoon. "Man," the first guy said, "as soon as I get home, I'm gonna rip my wife's panties off!" "What's the rush?" his buddy asked. "The damn elastic...
11:48 Sat 21st Aug 202115 answers, last by bobbinwales 18:20 Sat 21st Aug 2021
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Sunday Evening Quiz

The weekly fun quiz starts at 7pm every Sunday evening. No need to download anything and it's totally free to join in the fun. Only takes about 30 minutes. 1st correct answer gets 3mpoints 2nd correct...
16:01 Sun 23rd May 20211 answer, last by Rondy 15:51 Sun 30th May 2021
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The Young Recruit Pilot

A very young recruit showed such a high aptitude for aviation that he was sent right to an aircraft carrier in the Pacific. The very first day he soloed and was the best flier on the base. He quickly...
17:50 Mon 12th Apr 20213 answers, last by burlyshirley 18:08 Mon 12th Apr 2021
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Visions

A man went to the doctor and said: “Doctor, I keep having visions of the future.” “When did these visions start?” “Next Thursday.”...
17:06 Sat 27th Mar 20214 answers, last by Patsy33 20:20 Sat 27th Mar 2021
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Desktop Computer & Printer Problem

Recently updated desktop to Windows 10. Connected printer at the time, lights came on but did not use printer at time. Now I need to use it, won't printed claiming it is not connected to USB. Have...
20:46 Thu 19th Nov 20206 answers, last by HansUrbancka 10:03 Fri 20th Nov 2020
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Taking My Son Out For A Drink

An Irishman's first drink with his son: While reading an article last night about fathers and the sons, memories came flooding back to the time I took me son out for his first pint. Off we went to our...
18:45 Thu 19th Nov 20207 answers, last by Patsy33 18:46 Sat 21st Nov 2020
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Bored Housewife

Got an e-mail from a bored housewife 32, looking for some action! I've sent her my ironing - that should keep her busy for a while. ________________ Things turned really ugly at my house yesterday....
12:59 Fri 13th Nov 20207 answers, last by Rondy 18:43 Fri 13th Nov 2020
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How Do I Send A Bulk Email In My Gmail Account?

I need to send a message to all my contacts in my Gmail account. I can't find how to do it. Any ideas please? Many thanks for any reply....
14:47 Tue 28th Apr 20202 answers, last by Rondy 06:31 Wed 29th Apr 2020

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