Yesterday we were doing a 50mile trip and car was fine then we stopped for 15mins and it wouldn't start again. It was very foggy so we left the side lights on, and there was a lot of snow about. A...
Don't really know where to post this so thought I'd try here :o) It is a kingsize duvet so takes up a lot of space -but kept it in case I might need it sometime -duh! My daughter says put it in the...
how many people i wonder check the price of their items when paying at till three times i have been over charged at a supermarket beginning with"M" this time a item that was marked up for £3 and it...
So, there's this yellow toad wandering around in the forest kinda p*ssed off because he doesn't want to be yellow. Life would be easier if he were brown like the other toads... He'd sure be less...
I despise bears so imagine my horror when out camping in the wilds, I ran into one. Knowing it was me or him; I didn't give him time to think and blasted him three times in the head with my hunting...
Seniors Travel A Travel Agent looked up from his desk to see an old lady and an old gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around the world. The agent...
Can anyone tell me how to track the 'latest posts' please? I see some that interest me but they disappear before I register which topics they are posted in. Is there a way to look back at them -is it...
Has anyone had much success with one of these in a pot please? I have lost the one in my garden due to the frost, but it didn't grow very much anyway even after several years, so thought one might do...
Direct Translation From European To English Getting There: Our representative will make you wait at the airport. The bus to the hotel runs along the lake shore. Soon you will feel pleasure in passing...
Spell Checker I halve a spelling checker, It came with my pea see. It plainly marks four my revue Mistakes I dew knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am...
Can anyone recommend a Freeview box.I want to move a Samsung HD Ready tv upstairs.Just a simple and not too big one.Have a Tivo box downstairs so did not need one then.Don`t want to pay too much but...
I am waiting to change over from Virgin to BT for phone, tv and broadband but due to a mix-up because Virgin require 30days notice to leave them we won't be getting BT for another two weeks. All the...
I've just been sacked from my job at the post office but I think I was too young for it anyway. All day long I would sit there sorting letters and listening to the radio but every time a song finished...
For several years, I lived in a squat. I've had trouble standing upright ever since. Went to the library today and asked have you got any books on mysterious disappearances? The librarian said...
1. Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a Diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade. 2. I don't like wearing pantyhose. Every time I fart I...
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes....
I was on my way into work and a mate gave me a lift. No use to me, I live in a bungalow. This year I've decided to have a marquee put up in my garden with some funky music & flashing lights in. Now is...
I have decided to leave Virgin Media and go with BT, and I would like to know how difficult it would be(for a numpty) to connect everything up. I will be getting broadband, a vision box, home...