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frankiecat

Help us poor malnourished cats

Our human has decided to go on something called a diet. She has also decided that Merlin and I go on a diet too. She has cut down our sachets from 1.5 to 1 each per day. She actually expects me to eat...
17:36 Wed 05th Mar 200852 answers, last by Sam the Man 12:07 Thu 06th Mar 2008
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bekib86

Cat problems

Hi, i have two 6 month old kittens, one is fine but the other one wont let me sleep at night. He comes over and nudges me and then keeps tapping me with his paw. I push him off and he comes straight...
09:26 Mon 04th Feb 200812 answers, last by bekib86 15:28 Wed 06th Feb 2008
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frankiecat

Monty and Sam the Man

Hey buddies - did you both get lots of toys and sweets for Christmas? Did either of you manage to climb the Christmas tree? Our slave bought a tree that we couldn't climb - something called a topiary...
16:10 Tue 08th Jan 20089 answers, last by Sam the Man 11:19 Thu 10th Jan 2008
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frankiecat

All dogs go to heaven.....

........but what about us pussy cats? Frankie and Princess Merlin
01:25 Wed 12th Dec 20079 answers, last by frankiecat 21:05 Thu 13th Dec 2007
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Sam the Man

I need another catnip fix

Last weekend my human came home from a shopping trip with two things for me. There was a new carrier which frankly has me worried as those things usually mean a trip to the vet and the other thing was...
14:18 Wed 28th Nov 200711 answers, last by Mrs G 13:52 Wed 13th Feb 2008
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frankiecat

Sam the Man

Sam Have you been doing un-cat like things? This link takes you to the proof that you have been actually 'working' for a living. As a cat you should lie around getting in the way and demanding food...
14:08 Thu 30th Aug 20071 answer, last by Sam the Man 16:44 Thu 30th Aug 2007
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frankiecat

Message for Sam the Man

Hurry up and get your pals to guard your tree for you. Your human is trying to stop you climbing it. Stop her at all costs. The life of a tom cat is supposed to fraught with danger. She is making you...
18:10 Tue 21st Aug 20076 answers, last by Sam the Man 14:12 Wed 22nd Aug 2007
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miffy63

Space travel?

Does anybody else agree that space travel is a waste of money. Millions is poured into this worthless activity and I think that the money could be spent better elsewhere. Please, somebody tell me what...
20:13 Mon 13th Aug 200720 answers, last by Robb Phoenix 21:35 Fri 17th Aug 2007
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frankiecat

Humans should obey their cat god.

My name is Frankie and I am a cat. I can't understand how any of you can call yourselves animal lovers. If you truly loved your cat (even mutts) you would be playing with them, stroking them, grooming...
13:01 Fri 10th Aug 200720 answers, last by Sam the Man 09:08 Tue 14th Aug 2007

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