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Uk Passport

Has anyone applied for a UK passport recently, and if so, what are the chances of receiving the new style navy blue passport as opposed to the old style European Union (burgundy coloured) passport....
14:45 Thu 01st Jul 20215 answers, last by samii 08:16 Fri 02nd Jul 2021
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Daily Mail, Saturday, 13Th February

I would be very grateful if any body can remember the riddle for the £64.000 Trivia Chase. All replies will be very much appreciated....
10:26 Tue 16th Feb 20211 answer, last by dannyk13 10:33 Tue 16th Feb 2021
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Brass-Copper

Does anyone know of any shops in the London area or Home Counties, that buys brass and copper fixture and fittings. Thanks in advance
09:47 Mon 07th Jul 20081 answer, last by Velvetee 21:11 Mon 07th Jul 2008
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Learning English

I have a friend who is returning to England after 15 years working and living in Thailand. He is bringing his wife and son with him. His son speaks only Thai so will have to learn English. Can anybody...
04:27 Mon 03rd Mar 20086 answers, last by studentang 16:40 Fri 26th Dec 2014
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Naturism

An old man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he strips off and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blond walks by and the old man immediately get an erection. The woman...
20:40 Thu 21st Feb 20081 answer, last by Janecurtis 14:00 Wed 13th Jun 2012
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Full house

Man goes to the doctors for the results of his blood test. Doctor, "I think you had better sit down. We've had the results back and I'm afraid you have a disease so rare that we in the medical...
17:21 Tue 19th Feb 20081 answer, last by kestrelg 20:26 Fri 07th Mar 2008
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Finger lickin

A rather attractive woman gestures alluringly to the maitre d' of an upmarket restaurant. The maitre d' comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals with her finger that he should...
11:38 Sat 16th Feb 20081 answer, last by kirstywllc 23:38 Sat 16th Feb 2008
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I use a damp sponge

A husband and wife are in bed for the night. The wife turns on her side ready to sleep, and the husband turns his bedside lamp on to read a book. As he is reading he slides his hand down her back,...
16:11 Sun 10th Feb 20084 answers, last by velvet lady 14:40 Fri 28th Mar 2008
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Once upon a time.....

There was a fish, and the fish was watching a fly. The fish wanted the fly to drop six inches so he could jump out of the water and eat the fly. There was a bear on the shore. He wanted the fly to...
18:53 Thu 07th Feb 2008
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Not a joke, but I thought it was funny

Australian National Talk Radio Station: This is suppose to have actually occured, (Said with an Australian accent) Australian D.J. "G'Day listeners, what we're gunna be talking about today is unusual...
16:15 Mon 04th Feb 20081 answer, last by johny5 23:17 Mon 04th Feb 2008
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Two's company

A housewife takes a lover during the day while her husband is at work. Not aware that her 9 year-old son is hiding in the wardrobe. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she hides her lover in the...
23:24 Fri 01st Feb 20082 answers, last by logic 19:01 Sun 03rd Feb 2008
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Rocking Chair

Can anybody recommend where I can buy a good quality Rocking Chair in kit form that I can assemble myself. Thanks in advance
03:43 Mon 28th Jan 20081 answer, last by Ice.Maiden 03:53 Mon 28th Jan 2008
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Touche

An Englishman is sitting outside a cafe in Paris having breakfast (Coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum sits down next to him. The Englishman ignores the...
18:30 Tue 22nd Jan 20081 answer, last by FKNelectro 18:34 Tue 22nd Jan 2008
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The cattle auctions

A farmer takes his wife to the cattle auctions. They start by walking down the aisle with the bulls. They come to the first bull and a sign on his pen states: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The...
16:45 Thu 17th Jan 20082 answers, last by squarebear 11:30 Fri 18th Jan 2008
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Glass eye

A man who lived in a block of flats thought it was raining, so he put his arm out of the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into his hand. He immediately put his head out of the window and...
19:23 Mon 14th Jan 20082 answers, last by mattie 11:04 Tue 15th Jan 2008
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New Years resolution

I finally threw myself into my New Years resolution this morning. I went to the gym, and there was a new machine there. I only used it for about an hour because I started to feel sick. It was good...
09:31 Tue 08th Jan 20081 answer, last by squarebear 12:41 Tue 08th Jan 2008
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Golf's balls

A couple of women were playing golf on a sunny Sunday morning. The first of the women teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly towards a foursome of men playing the next hole. Yes...
01:41 Mon 31st Dec 2007
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The Captain and the First Officer

It was the first time they had flown together, and it was obvious by their silence that they didn't get along. After 30 minutes the Captain finally spoke. He said, "I don't like Chinese." The First...
00:24 Mon 31st Dec 20071 answer, last by China Doll 00:27 Mon 31st Dec 2007
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Christmas present

Bought the wife a new bag and belt for Christmas....... The vacuum cleaner's working great now!
06:50 Thu 27th Dec 20072 answers, last by football21 12:52 Sun 06th Jan 2008
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lifes lottery

A man who hasn't a penny to his name finds a pound on the pavement. He goes into a pub, buys half pint lager and puts the 10p change in a fruit machine and wins the ?100 jackpot. His best mate walks...
23:06 Fri 21st Dec 20075 answers, last by lankeela 19:11 Mon 31st Dec 2007

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