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Hypnotist

A man unable to perform in bed goes to see a hypnotist. The man is hypnotised and told if he says '1 2 3' he will get the mother of all hard ons for as long as he wants. The hypnotist warns though...
14:45 Thu 30th Sep 20104 answers, last by arrymong 10:25 Sun 03rd Oct 2010
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Seafarer1966

Cooking Fat

I just caught a man copulating with a packet of lard. The fat phuqqer!
14:57 Thu 30th Sep 20102 answers, last by Seafarer1966 07:40 Fri 01st Oct 2010
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BertiWooster

English Man , Irish man ....

English Man , Irish Man , Scottish man goes for an interview for a job . They are sitting outside the boss's office . The door opens and the english man is called in - 1 minute later he comes back out...
00:06 Sat 25th Sep 20104 answers, last by jno 17:36 Wed 29th Sep 2010
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marval

Tax

A village Medical Centre and Surgery is audited once again by the Tax Office, the latter of whom are convinced that the former is up to something because their profits and losses were always...
21:55 Mon 13th Sep 20102 answers, last by Seafarer1966 12:36 Thu 16th Sep 2010
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EDDIE51

What is ?

What is white & slimy and found on the walls at Pentonville. George Michaels latest release ....
09:53 Thu 16th Sep 20107 answers, last by ELVIS68 22:24 Thu 16th Sep 2010
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berniecuddles

george michael

george is settling in to prison life extremely well he is sharing a cell with a skin head and has just wrote a new song titled. # hairless fister #
10:41 Wed 15th Sep 20104 answers, last by cojones 22:07 Wed 15th Sep 2010
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Seafarer1966

Another George Michael joke

George Michael had surgery last night to remove a chocolate bar that was wedged up his bum. In a statement his agent said it was a careless Wispa.
12:14 Wed 15th Sep 20102 answers, last by Seafarer1966 12:48 Wed 15th Sep 2010
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Seafarer1966

The Avengers

Two irishmen are talking in the pub. Paddy says to Mick...did ye hear dat de actress who played Pussy Galore in de Avengers has split her fanny wide open? Micks says....bejaysus and holy farder do you...
07:43 Fri 03rd Sep 20102 answers, last by beso 22:10 Fri 03rd Sep 2010
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PokerMan

sophie_1003

sorry if you read my reply - it was wrong - those jokes were by Brian Malow (science comedian) - see kawakiri's post above yours - unfortunately i havent worked out how to link the video but if you...
22:30 Wed 18th Aug 20103 answers, last by sophie_1003 18:20 Thu 19th Aug 2010
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craft1948

Japanese Hotels

A Canadian salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo Japan ... Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the...
17:20 Wed 18th Aug 201010 answers, last by trixilator 13:07 Fri 27th Aug 2010
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PokerMan

My girlfriend has just found out that she's

adopted. She's devastated and keeps asking 'why didn't they want me?' I comforted her and after a while, still crying, she asked me to make love to her, which led to more tears. Upon reflection,...
20:12 Tue 17th Aug 201013 answers, last by lotsafun 10:36 Thu 19th Aug 2010
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Seafarer1966

Online business

Started an online suicide bombers equipment company where the bombs are disguised as prayer mats, calling it Mats for Snags. It's a huge success. Prophets are going through the roof.
15:58 Wed 18th Aug 20101 answer, last by Seafarer1966 16:00 Wed 18th Aug 2010
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marval

Don't touch

There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he had never left it on its own. But he had to go on a business trip and leave his gorilla in the care of his next-door neighbour. So he...
16:27 Sat 14th Aug 20108 answers, last by mrs.chappie 22:50 Wed 18th Aug 2010
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PokerMan

I've just been bitten

on the bum by a German Shepherd. But he apologised and he even let me stroke his dog
11:17 Tue 17th Aug 20102 answers, last by PokerMan 17:09 Tue 17th Aug 2010
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marval

Robot

Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techo-geek. "Hey, bud, how are you?" "I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!" "Well,...
12:37 Tue 17th Aug 20101 answer, last by Seafarer1966 15:44 Tue 17th Aug 2010
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Bobbisox

Good day all ☺

Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: 'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain.Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to...
08:55 Mon 16th Aug 201018 answers, last by piggynose 15:51 Tue 17th Aug 2010
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sara3

who reported NoKno?

and why? did he offend someone?...
20:45 Wed 11th Aug 2010174 answers, last by whothedeuce 11:40 Fri 15th Oct 2010
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deggers316

george michael

lets hope for all our sakes he gets banned from driving (at least) for this charge at long last but then he's got money........ http://www.bbc.co.uk/...ainment-arts-10952675...
12:58 Thu 12th Aug 20108 answers, last by Seafarer1966 16:12 Thu 12th Aug 2010
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docspock

Who was that then ??

MonsterMuncher. ????
11:53 Thu 12th Aug 20103 answers, last by Seafarer1966 16:09 Thu 12th Aug 2010
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cupid04

Have you ever?

I have been a fan Of Reginald D hunter for a few years now. But I recently went to see him live in a show and was deeply disappointed. He was very vulgar and explicit and got more so as the evening...
13:28 Thu 12th Aug 201012 answers, last by saxy_jag 16:18 Thu 12th Aug 2010

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