Jonas Screw, the famous human-drain cleaner who worked for Dyno rod for 40 years, was taken to hospital. After he nearly drowned when stuck upside down in a manhole. Doctors said he was still...
I've never heard of a Dangerou before.
Apparently there are loads of them at the zoo.
Every other cage has a sign saying: “These animals are Dangerous.”...
I hope my new book does well. It's called "How to be concise and get straight to the point using the minimum of diminutive words necessary to convey your meaning as clearly as possible without overly...
West Midlands police announced tonight that they wish to interview a man wearing high heels, stockings, suspenders and crotchless knickers in connection with an armed robbery. The Chief Constable has...
Toward the end of the Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?" 80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time,...
If Theresa's daughter is my daughters mother...
What am i to Theresa?
1- Grandmother
2- Mother
3- Daughter
4- Grandaughter
5- I am Theresa
My minds boggled! (Dosent take much) x...
Paddy called the RSSPCA today and said "I've just found a suitcase in the woods containing a fox and four cubs." "That's terrible" she replied "are they moving?" "I'm not sure to be honest" said Paddy...
The Pope was having a shower. Although he's very strict about celibacy, he occasionally felt he needed 'to exercise the Papal wrist', And this happened to be one of those occasions. Just as he reached...
A guy walks in a bar in Cork, Ireland, and asks the barman "What's the quickest way to Dublin?" "Are you walking or driving?" asks the barman. "Driving," says the man. "That's the quickest way," says...
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, 'When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I...
What is the height of conceit? Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. What's the definition of macho? Jogging home from your vasectomy What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?...
"Your dog has been barking for the last three hours", I said to my neighbour this morning. "I have got a serious hangover, and I am trying to get some sleep." "It would probably help if you got out of...
