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Patsy33

Nothing To See.

I'm so bored. I thought about running around the house naked, but then I drank some window cleaner and it stopped me from streaking.......
14:39 Mon 18th Apr 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 17:58 Mon 18th Apr 2016
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Patsy33

Tight Lipped....

My wife asked me to pass her lip balm, but I accidentally gave her the super glue. She's still not speaking to me.............
09:18 Mon 18th Apr 20168 answers, last by Patsy33 11:19 Mon 18th Apr 2016
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Patsy33

Fancy Dress.

A friend dressed up as a small island off of Italy. He said " What do you think?" " I said don't be Sicily"!......
15:26 Sun 10th Apr 201640 answers, last by Patsy33 11:05 Mon 11th Apr 2016
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Shaglene

Sm You Mag.

14a. Eternal. -g-e-s-
07:41 Sun 10th Apr 20163 answers, last by Shaglene 07:45 Sun 10th Apr 2016
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Patsy33

Food Fight...

I accidentally dropped a chip on moody daughter's shoulder while having dinner. Looking at her I said, " You've got a chip on your shoulder" She got angry and all defensive saying it must be my fault....
08:53 Fri 08th Apr 201612 answers, last by Patsy33 15:56 Fri 08th Apr 2016
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maggiebee

Sssshhhhh

A man goes to the doctor, worried about his wife’s temper. The doctor asks, “What’s the problem?” The man says, “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every day my wife seems to lose her temper...
19:21 Thu 07th Apr 20167 answers, last by marval 20:47 Fri 08th Apr 2016
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cupid04

Why?

Q] Why did the hedgehog cross the road? A] To see his flat mate!...
12:18 Thu 07th Apr 20169 answers, last by Patsy33 12:49 Thu 07th Apr 2016
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marval

Paint

A man got his house painted. When the painters were done they handed him the bill. He was surprised to find that the painters were not charging him for the paint, just labour. He asked them, "You did...
15:18 Sun 03rd Apr 201614 answers, last by Patsy33 19:03 Sun 03rd Apr 2016
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retrocop

Banister Of Life

As you slide down the banister of life, remember 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called ........ 'Ministers Do More Than Lay People' 2. Transvestite - A guy...
11:01 Wed 30th Mar 20161 answer, last by Shaglene 15:01 Thu 31st Mar 2016
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retrocop

Random Thoughts From A Pensioner

I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now. Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers. You know that...
16:52 Sun 27th Mar 20164 answers, last by stocksman 15:01 Mon 28th Mar 2016
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maggiebee

Ha Ha

Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys? It's true.......when did you last eat a monkey?...
22:27 Fri 25th Mar 201612 answers, last by RATTER15 09:12 Sat 26th Mar 2016
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maggiebee

Moo

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet ? Because they lactose.
09:27 Tue 22nd Mar 201619 answers, last by marval 18:27 Tue 22nd Mar 2016
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marval

I Hate

I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror
21:42 Mon 21st Mar 20164 answers, last by Shaglene 12:17 Tue 22nd Mar 2016
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retrocop

Riddle For Seniors

Today's riddle for seniors... Here is the situation: You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop-off. On your left side is an elephant travelling at the same...
11:05 Fri 18th Mar 201612 answers, last by waterboatman 06:20 Sat 19th Mar 2016
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CrapAtCryptics

Daily Mail You

Having a few problems with cruise ports - being a regular flier..... 17d British cruise port ?I?B?R? (7) 16a British cruise port ?A?W?C? (7) I know I`m going to kick myself...
08:51 Sun 28th Feb 20168 answers, last by Shaglene 08:56 Sun 28th Feb 2016
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maggiebee

Blondes!

Two blondes walk in to a tanning salon. The receptionist asks "Are you two sisters?" They chuckle and reply "No, we aren't even Catholic."...
09:16 Thu 25th Feb 20168 answers, last by Patsy33 17:34 Thu 25th Feb 2016
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marval

Obsession

My partner split up with me because he said I have an unhealthy obsession with my sense of direction. I tried to move forward with this, but I want him back, because since he left, things just don't...
19:35 Tue 23rd Feb 20165 answers, last by Shaglene 07:40 Wed 24th Feb 2016
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EDDIE51

Knocking In The Loo?

The thread about masturbation in the late 70 s reminded me of this classic. A guy is in a cubicle in a public toilet when he hears a sound of someone knocking on the wall between his cubicle and the...
09:32 Sun 21st Feb 20162 answers, last by frugalfred 17:58 Sun 21st Feb 2016
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marval

I'll Blow

Paddy and Mick were both fanatics about deep sea fishing. Each would come back from fishing trips, and tell the other big lies about the number, and sizes of the fish they caught. So Mick comes back...
16:32 Wed 17th Feb 20161 answer, last by Shaglene 18:58 Wed 17th Feb 2016
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melv16

Motoring News Flash.

M1 southbound junction 10. A lorry load of terrapins has collided with a truck load of tortoises.. It's a turtle disaster.......
14:48 Thu 04th Feb 201610 answers, last by Canary42 00:33 Fri 05th Feb 2016

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