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retrocop

Leaving Forever

The Irish mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. "What happened Paddy?" she asks anxiously. "What happened? I'll...
23:12 Mon 01st Feb 20167 answers, last by Shaglene 08:30 Tue 02nd Feb 2016
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Shaglene

Dementia Or Aging............

ONE Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could order 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. 'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at...
14:17 Sat 05th Dec 20152 answers, last by Shaglene 22:39 Mon 28th Dec 2015
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Peaspeculiars

Santa Knows When You Have Been Bad, But Clever :-)

Luckily my sister has been good this year so won't receive the pictured gift - but I thought it was very funny: http://oi64.tinypic.com/2nbhnah.jpg Cable ties! Have you ever wrapped anything with...
06:08 Wed 23rd Dec 20155 answers, last by Shaglene 14:48 Wed 23rd Dec 2015
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retrocop

First Day Back At School

Registration on the first day back at school in northern England ....... Ahmed Al Sheriah"here" Mustafa Al Sheriah"here" Fatima El Bindiri"here" Ali Acmah Shabeeb"here" Ali Sun Al En No answer Ali Sun...
13:15 Sat 19th Dec 20155 answers, last by retrocop 12:13 Sun 20th Dec 2015
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Chipchopper

Winter Wonderland

It was a few days before Christmas and the previously mild weather had dropped sharply overnight. As I looked out of the window this morning, I was amazed to see the landscape was blanketed by a heavy...
01:31 Sat 19th Dec 20157 answers, last by marval 12:46 Sat 19th Dec 2015
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Shaglene

Nude Santa.........adult Only

Scroll down to see the nude Santa * * * For crying out loud. Act your age. There is no Santa! Sometimes I just can't believe you!!!...
16:24 Wed 16th Dec 20158 answers, last by Shaglene 13:55 Thu 17th Dec 2015
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marval

Can't

Two hobbits walk into a bar where one of them picks up a lady of the night. They take her to a local motel; the first hobbit goes into the motel room while the other waits outside. Once the door...
17:06 Wed 16th Dec 20151 answer, last by Shaglene 18:55 Wed 16th Dec 2015
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maggiebee

Adult Only Joke

A German guy approaches a lady of the night. 'I vish to buy sex mit you.' 'OK,' says the girl, 'I'll charge you £50 an hour.' "Ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky.' 'No problem,' she...
11:11 Wed 16th Dec 20153 answers, last by Shaglene 18:50 Wed 16th Dec 2015
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AB Editor

World's Highest Peaks

Here's the updated list of highest peaks: 3. K2 2. Everest 1. Tim...
11:47 Tue 15th Dec 201516 answers, last by Shaglene 19:10 Tue 15th Dec 2015
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maggiebee

Adult Joke

Bryan came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep. He gave a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he...
11:18 Mon 14th Dec 20156 answers, last by Shaglene 18:59 Tue 15th Dec 2015
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Chipchopper

Yule Be Sorry...

Which famous playwright was terrified of Christmas ? Noel Coward....
10:26 Mon 14th Dec 201531 answers, last by scorpiojo 17:31 Tue 15th Dec 2015
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x-ray

What Do You Call A Blind Antelope

Answer.....no eyed deer
17:41 Sun 13th Dec 201545 answers, last by marval 22:09 Sun 13th Dec 2015
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marval

Who Gets The Money?

John is down on his luck in Las Vegas. He has gambled away all his money and has to borrow a dime from another gambler just to use the men's room. The stall happens to be open and he uses the dime in...
16:20 Sat 12th Dec 20153 answers, last by ReneMiranda123 00:15 Sat 19th Dec 2015
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Chipchopper

What Is Santa's Favorite Pizza ?

One that's deep pan, crisp and even....
11:14 Sun 13th Dec 20154 answers, last by bookbinder 17:32 Sun 13th Dec 2015
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lankeela

The Monkey

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some...
23:21 Fri 11th Dec 20152 answers, last by RATTER15 09:06 Sat 12th Dec 2015
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JackDanielsU

Germans

If you see a German carrying a bread stuffed with dried fruit, do you think it is likely that he paid for it?
19:12 Wed 09th Dec 201518 answers, last by zebo 12:17 Fri 11th Dec 2015
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marval

Sisters

Joe Johnson, the Matchmaker, goes to meet Mr. Ford, who has been a bachelor for many years. Joe says to Mr. Ford, "I suggest you do not delay it any further. I have someone in mind who is just perfect...
15:34 Wed 09th Dec 20151 answer, last by Shaglene 16:02 Wed 09th Dec 2015
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Shaglene

Supermarket Employee.............

A young girl walks into a supermarket and on her way round she sees the bloke who had his wicked way with her after they had met in a pub the previous evening. He was stacking washing powder boxes on...
16:14 Tue 08th Dec 20159 answers, last by Shaglene 17:51 Tue 08th Dec 2015
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EDDIE51

Boots

The question about shoplifting in Boots reminds me of this classic. A guy goes into a pharmacy and asks the assistant '' Do you sell bed pans?'' ''Sorry, we are out of stock'' replies the assistant ''...
19:57 Fri 04th Dec 20156 answers, last by marval 14:55 Sat 05th Dec 2015
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marval

Friends

My friends called today. Bit of a weird name if you ask me....
17:31 Thu 03rd Dec 20155 answers, last by Old_Geezer 09:37 Fri 04th Dec 2015

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