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DTCwordfan

Camborne 2

A man walks into the Camborne branch of Boots. He says to the woman behind the counter, "Could I have a packet of condoms, please, miss?" Indignantly, the woman says, "Don't you "Miss" me!" "Sorry,...
18:38 Thu 23rd Feb 20172 answers, last by Shaglene 11:53 Fri 24th Feb 2017
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Patsy33

Boyfriend

I used to have an invisible boyfriend, but I'm seeing someone else now.......
20:32 Wed 22nd Feb 20172 answers, last by Shaglene 11:40 Thu 23rd Feb 2017
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Patsy33

Rudolph Nureyev

What a great ballet dancer he was. What a huge talent he had! What stuck out for you?.......
20:26 Tue 21st Feb 201715 answers, last by SnookerPlayer 12:11 Wed 22nd Feb 2017
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Patsy33

Somebody Threw

Someone threw a very strange object at me today. It struck me as very odd....
11:24 Wed 22nd Feb 20176 answers, last by Shaglene 11:59 Wed 22nd Feb 2017
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marval

Another Pint

A man walks into a bar. “Can I have a pint of less please?” he asks. “I’m sorry sir,” the barman replies, looking slightly puzzled. “I’ve not come across that one before, is it a...
17:17 Mon 20th Feb 20173 answers, last by joggerjayne 14:22 Tue 21st Feb 2017
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Patsy33

Do You Want A Pint?

A man walks into a pub, goes up to the bar "Pint of best" he says to the barman. Whilst waiting for his drink he notices that Vincent Van Gogh is sitting at one of the tables. He goes up to him and...
22:44 Sun 19th Feb 20177 answers, last by Shaglene 10:03 Mon 20th Feb 2017
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Wellfield

Job Vacancy

Premature ejaculator seeks fit woman for no strings fun. Preferably blonde, must have full lips, large breasts, long legs, pert backside... Oh God- Nevermind....
09:25 Sun 19th Feb 20173 answers, last by zebo 11:57 Sun 19th Feb 2017
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bhg481

Alcohol Labels Just Like Cigarettes

Liquor manufacturers are considering the government's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers: WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may...
08:59 Thu 16th Feb 20174 answers, last by marval 19:38 Thu 16th Feb 2017
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kawanabe

London Marathon

I was watching the London Marathon,and I saw one runner dressed as a Chicken,and then I saw another,dressed as an Egg..and I thought..hmm..this could be interesting!
14:59 Tue 14th Feb 20175 answers, last by aelmpvw 12:00 Wed 15th Feb 2017
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marval

Have To

You really have to love eBay. I sold my homing pigeon eight times last month....
23:06 Tue 14th Feb 20177 answers, last by Patsy33 11:40 Wed 15th Feb 2017
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marval

I Didn't Like It

A sale representative stops at a small manufacturing plant. He presents a box of cigars to the manager as a gift. "No, thanks," says the plant manager. "I tried smoking a cigar once, but I didn't like...
15:22 Sun 12th Feb 20172 answers, last by Shaglene 11:52 Mon 13th Feb 2017
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maggiebee

Gardening?

I was planning on doing some gardening but just found out someone in the allotment had already put top soil on.... The plot thickens...
10:24 Sat 11th Feb 20175 answers, last by marval 15:54 Sat 11th Feb 2017
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maggiebee

Tis Is Puzzlement

A woman is always right and a man is always wrong ! If a man told a woman she was right would he be wrong?
14:45 Fri 10th Feb 20175 answers, last by Dinapal 20:33 Fri 10th Feb 2017
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Patsy33

Fired

I got fired from my job as a chef for stealing kitchen equipment. It's a whisk I was willing to take.
15:38 Thu 09th Feb 201713 answers, last by maggiebee 12:01 Fri 10th Feb 2017
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Hymie

Character Witness

A young woman was appearing in court as a character witness at a trial of a friend. Attempting to discredit her testimony, the prosecution barrister asked her, ‘Is it true that on 5 August last year...
13:55 Sun 05th Feb 20171 answer, last by Shaglene 12:28 Mon 06th Feb 2017
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Jomlett

Fish And Chips

I asked my wife if she wanted me to pick up fish and chips on my way home from work. I think she regrets the names we called our kids....
15:59 Fri 03rd Feb 201716 answers, last by Shaglene 11:34 Sun 05th Feb 2017
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Hymie

Road Traffic Accident

Two carrots were walking together along the road when all of a sudden a car swerved out of control and ran over one of the carrots. His friend immediately called an ambulance and the injured carrot...
21:49 Sat 04th Feb 20176 answers, last by Shaglene 10:56 Sun 05th Feb 2017
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Patsy33

Confucius Say;

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
23:03 Thu 02nd Feb 201735 answers, last by roger 18:14 Sat 04th Feb 2017
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-SharonA-

Phone Sex

Last night I had telephone sex........... I've just come back from the chemist with the morning after bill...............
14:42 Tue 31st Jan 201722 answers, last by Baldric 14:42 Thu 02nd Feb 2017
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marval

I Told You

A city fellow was driving through the country when he spotted a horse standing in a field. He was quite taken with the animal and so pulled over to ask the farmer if it was for sale. "Afraid not,"...
15:18 Sat 10th Dec 20161 answer, last by Shaglene 11:06 Sun 11th Dec 2016

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