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marval

I Have

I have just read a very good book. It is called "I Love Crowds." By: Morris Merrier...
16:10 Mon 12th Jun 201723 answers, last by marval 15:42 Tue 13th Jun 2017
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Patsy33

Camera

Paddy," ***!, My camera has run out of batteries" Mick, " What does it take?" Paddy, "Pictures"...
12:44 Thu 08th Jun 20171 answer, last by Shaglene 18:48 Thu 08th Jun 2017
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cupid04

Sunroofs.

Q] Why do nymphomaniacs drive cars with sunroofs? A] Because there's more legroom!...
16:01 Wed 07th Jun 20176 answers, last by tonyav 19:06 Fri 09th Jun 2017
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Patsy33

Another Diet.........

My wife has got us all on a tropical fruit diet. It's enough to make a mango crazy!
10:08 Tue 06th Jun 201710 answers, last by Shaglene 08:01 Wed 07th Jun 2017
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Shaglene

Irish Groaners.................

Due to a water shortage in Ireland , Dublin swimming pools have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8. Paddy thought his new girlfriend might be the one; but after looking through her knicker...
10:34 Tue 06th Jun 20175 answers, last by bookbinder 14:33 Tue 06th Jun 2017
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melv16

My Tortoise...

.... Has written a book. Its a hardback....
09:25 Thu 01st Jun 20178 answers, last by Chipchopper 20:19 Fri 02nd Jun 2017
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marval

Making A Pig

There once was a man who owned a sausage factory, and he was showing his arrogant son around his factory. Try as he might to impress his snobbish son, his son would just sneer. They approached the...
20:52 Thu 11th May 20171 answer, last by Shaglene 08:27 Fri 12th May 2017
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piggynose

A Nun Gets Into A Cab One Day...

Cab driver convinces nun to kiss him – We all have fantasies that sound amazing in our minds, but when you get to experience them in real life, reality usually doesn’t live up to the fantasy. This...
17:13 Thu 11th May 20172 answers, last by Shaglene 08:23 Fri 12th May 2017
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Shaglene

Old School Friends...........

Jan, Sue, and Mary haven't seen each other since leaving School. They rediscover each other via Friends Reunited, and arrange to meet for lunch. Jan arrives first, wearing a beige Versace dress. She...
12:10 Mon 08th May 20176 answers, last by percy1946 18:21 Mon 08th May 2017
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exarmy448

Foreign Legion

A fellow who wanted to get away from it all ran away and joined the French Foreign Legion and was posted to an out of the way fort. On his first day there he asked an old timer what they did for...
14:05 Mon 01st May 20172 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:39 Thu 04th May 2017
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marval

Ever Driven A Honda?

A biker is riding a new motorcycle on the highway. While passing a car, he knocks on the window. The driver of the car opens the window, "Yes?" "Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?" "No I haven't" The...
20:54 Sat 22nd Apr 20173 answers, last by weecalf 03:43 Fri 28th Apr 2017
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percy1946

Milking It ?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say " I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out !!!...
08:57 Thu 20th Apr 20175 answers, last by Jackdaw33 15:27 Thu 20th Apr 2017
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percy1946

Eggs For Breakfast ?

Who was the first person to say " See that chicken? I'm going to eat the next thing that comes out of its' butt !!!...
08:55 Thu 20th Apr 20175 answers, last by Jackdaw33 15:39 Thu 20th Apr 2017
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marval

An Electrician

An electrician was out late one night and met his wife in the kitchen as he sneaked in the front door. His wife asked, "Wire ya insulate?" He replied, Watts it to ya, I'm ohm, ain't I?...
14:55 Sat 15th Apr 201710 answers, last by Bazile 14:01 Wed 19th Apr 2017
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Chipchopper

I Tried A New Curry Dish Last Night...

Tarka, its like chicken Tikka but just a little Otter.
07:28 Fri 14th Apr 20175 answers, last by Shaglene 13:26 Wed 19th Apr 2017
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Patsy33

Why..

My wife came home from shopping with 4 crates of beer, 3 cases of wine, 1 litre of vodka, 2 litres of gin, a litre of whiskey and 2 loves of bread. I said, "Why so much bread?".......
21:59 Thu 06th Apr 201711 answers, last by Patsy33 17:16 Fri 07th Apr 2017
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DTCwordfan

The Bill Soon Climbs

"Is that the Ballycashel Echo?" asks Mick. "How much would it be to put an ad in your paper?" "Five pounds an inch," a woman replies. "Why? What are you selling?" "A ten-foot ladder," said Mick before...
11:44 Thu 06th Apr 20172 answers, last by Shaglene 18:01 Thu 06th Apr 2017
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marval

How Many?

A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs...
15:37 Thu 06th Apr 20172 answers, last by Patsy33 19:35 Thu 06th Apr 2017
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Patsy33

Beer Like The Sun..

Beer is like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist...
20:00 Wed 05th Apr 20175 answers, last by Patsy33 08:31 Thu 06th Apr 2017
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marval

The Things Our Darling Little Ones Say

JACK (3) was watching his mum breast feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: "Mum why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?" MELANIE (5) asked her Gran how old she was....
21:11 Wed 05th Apr 20175 answers, last by marval 12:43 Sun 09th Apr 2017

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