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Berniecuddles2

A Man In Hospital!

A man is in Hospital bed wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth. "Nurse" he mumbles "are my testicles black?" The nurse raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his balls in the other. She...
19:55 Thu 05th Oct 20172 answers, last by Shaglene 13:58 Sat 07th Oct 2017
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Berniecuddles2

My Phone

Just dropped my phone in mayonnaise. feckin hellman!...
10:49 Fri 06th Oct 201720 answers, last by Shaglene 13:48 Sat 07th Oct 2017
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maggiebee

Deaf?

The Pope is handing out miracles to kids in London. Wee Billy walks on stage and asks him, "Can you help me with my hearing?" The Pope says "yes," and puts his hands on Billy's ears and prays, removes...
19:25 Thu 05th Oct 20179 answers, last by Shaglene 13:06 Sat 07th Oct 2017
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Patsy33

My Granddad

My Grandad's last words were "you selfish boy!"... I respected his wishes and became a fishmonger soon after....
16:05 Thu 05th Oct 20175 answers, last by Shaglene 13:04 Sat 07th Oct 2017
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Chipchopper

Fish Shop

Question: What did the disgruntled customer say to the fishmonger, after a long period illness with food poisoning ? . Answer: Long time no sea!...
18:50 Thu 05th Oct 201710 answers, last by weecalf 07:58 Fri 06th Oct 2017
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Berniecuddles2

I'm Not Sure I Can Afford It

A lady called her gynecologist, and asked for an "emergency" appointment. The receptionist said to come right in. She rushed to the office, and was ushered right into an examination room. The doctor...
19:45 Thu 05th Oct 20179 answers, last by dannyk13 08:07 Fri 06th Oct 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Can Of Peaches!

An elderly couple had been shopping at a grocery store, and the wife decided to steal a can of peaches. The inevitable happened and she was caught. Upon her court date, the judge asked her what she...
06:03 Fri 06th Oct 20178 answers, last by Shenco 16:10 Fri 06th Oct 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Chicken.

What do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce? Chicken sees a salad....
14:33 Thu 05th Oct 20174 answers, last by Patsy33 15:45 Thu 05th Oct 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Chocolate!

My wife asked me, "Did you eat my chocolate in the cupboard last night?" "No, don't be silly" I replied, "I ate it on the sofa."...
07:00 Thu 05th Oct 201714 answers, last by Shaglene 14:27 Thu 05th Oct 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Quit My Job!

I've just quit my job at a helium balloon factory. I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice!...
19:38 Tue 03rd Oct 201754 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 05:25 Thu 05th Oct 2017
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Patsy33

Just Got

Just got through to the next round of the fetish wear cup, I’m in the semi vinyls....
08:02 Wed 04th Oct 20177 answers, last by Patsy33 14:30 Wed 04th Oct 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Lost An Arm To A Snake Bite.

My mate lost an arm to a snake bite. He had twelve pints of the stuff and fell through a window....
09:08 Wed 04th Oct 201711 answers, last by Patsy33 14:53 Wed 04th Oct 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Look Sexy

Mrs c told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy, so I drunk 10 pints of lager and got drunk.!
13:12 Wed 04th Oct 201713 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 13:37 Wed 04th Oct 2017
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Berniecuddles2

I Got Mugged

I got mugged by 6 dwarves today. Not Happy....
20:17 Mon 02nd Oct 201714 answers, last by Shaglene 14:27 Tue 03rd Oct 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Restaurant!

I was in the restaurant last night when a beautiful girl came up and asked me "are you single" I said "well yes I am" Well she said " you won't need that spare chair then thanks"...
06:49 Mon 02nd Oct 20171 answer, last by Shaglene 14:25 Mon 02nd Oct 2017
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marval

Have You Got?

A man walks into a library and says, "Have you got a book on card tricks?" The librarian says, "Yes, pick one of these books, any book, look at it, then put it back in the pile."...
11:00 Sun 01st Oct 20175 answers, last by Patsy33 12:04 Sun 01st Oct 2017
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Chipchopper

I Think...

that people who say they believe in ghosts are telling lies, I can see straight through them!
10:50 Sun 01st Oct 20175 answers, last by Shaglene 11:18 Sun 01st Oct 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Rodeo Position!

Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex position. One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." "I don't think I have ever heard of that one," says the other...
09:37 Sun 01st Oct 20174 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:43 Sun 01st Oct 2017
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-SharonA-

Humpty Dumpy

Breaking news....... Humpty Dumpty has been found dead. Next of Kinder has been informed....
12:15 Sat 30th Sep 201716 answers, last by tonyav 19:21 Sun 01st Oct 2017
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Berniecuddles2

A Blonde Buying Curtains!

“A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen." The surprised salesman replies, "But, madam,...
12:57 Thu 28th Sep 20173 answers, last by Patsy33 13:15 Thu 28th Sep 2017

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