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Happy Days!

My wife has threatened to leave me over my obsession with 70’s American comedy. Happy days!...
07:21 Mon 23rd Oct 201739 answers, last by GenuineclAss 14:03 Mon 23rd Oct 2017
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My Diary !

The guy who stole my diary has died. My thoughts are with his family....
15:02 Sun 22nd Oct 20178 answers, last by Voltage 10:22 Mon 23rd Oct 2017
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Patsy33

Saw A Politician..

It was so cold last winter that I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets....
16:45 Sun 22nd Oct 20173 answers, last by Shaglene 10:17 Mon 23rd Oct 2017
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Patsy33

Did You Hear

Did you hear about the nun who procrastinated doing her laundry? She had a filthy habit.
18:16 Sat 21st Oct 201739 answers, last by marval 15:58 Sun 22nd Oct 2017
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Patsy33

My Husband

My husband tripped over my bra strap. He said, "It's like a booby trap in this house!"...
17:10 Sat 21st Oct 201713 answers, last by Patsy33 11:07 Sun 22nd Oct 2017
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A German !

A German walks into a bar and orders a Martini. The bartender asks, "Dry?" The German responds, "Nein, just one."...
17:08 Sat 21st Oct 20177 answers, last by Shaglene 09:32 Sun 22nd Oct 2017
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People Think I'm Weird!

People think I'm weird because I swallowed an Abacus. It's what's inside that counts....
16:47 Sat 21st Oct 201733 answers, last by Shaglene 09:27 Sun 22nd Oct 2017
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Why Is It

Why is it that your nose runs, but your feet smell?
17:42 Fri 20th Oct 201711 answers, last by EDDIE51 09:28 Sun 22nd Oct 2017
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Elderly Pensioner!

A elderly pensioner wobbled gingerly into an ice cream shop and carefully, slowly climbed up onto a counter stool. He wheezed for a minute, then ordered a chocolate sundae. “Crushed nuts?” asked...
13:42 Fri 20th Oct 20172 answers, last by Shaglene 14:52 Fri 20th Oct 2017
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I Feel Sad!

I feel sad today...My Chinese friend died yesterday , So Yung....
09:44 Fri 20th Oct 20178 answers, last by marval 15:30 Fri 20th Oct 2017
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How Often?

A first grade teacher handed out a colouring page to her students. On it was a picture of a frog holding an umbrella. When the class handed them in, one little boy had coloured the frog bright purple....
21:23 Thu 19th Oct 20171 answer, last by Shaglene 08:08 Fri 20th Oct 2017
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Dog On Plane!

I called British airways customer-service desk asking if i could take my dog on board. "Sure," she said, "as long as you provide your own kennel." She further explained that the kennel needed to be...
05:39 Fri 20th Oct 201714 answers, last by 1ozzy 08:11 Fri 20th Oct 2017
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An Old Couple!

An older couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went...
16:56 Thu 19th Oct 20173 answers, last by Shaglene 18:40 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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Shaglene

Confusious Say........

Confucius say ... man with no shoes , should feel sorry for man with no feet Confucius say.....man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day. Confucius say.. girl who sits on judge's lap gets honourable...
15:24 Thu 19th Oct 20174 answers, last by Shaglene 15:49 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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marval

I Went

“I went to the doctor this morning and told him I felt run down. "‘Why do you feel like that?" he asked. "Because, I’ve got tyre marks on my legs.” I replied....
17:49 Wed 18th Oct 20175 answers, last by Shaglene 14:02 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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Patsy33

I Asked

I asked my Welsh mate how many sexual partners he's had, he started counting then fell asleep....
20:44 Wed 18th Oct 201713 answers, last by sapelesam 14:00 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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marval

Oops

A husband says to his wife. Darling, I have to confess to you. When I’m having sex with you, I sometimes think about other women. Oh you nasty man. When I have sex with other men, I always think...
21:03 Wed 18th Oct 20172 answers, last by Shaglene 13:51 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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A Real Man...

... is a woman's best friend. He will never stand her up and never let her down. He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she...
02:22 Thu 19th Oct 20175 answers, last by marval 17:42 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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Little Johnny!

One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzie, who responded...
04:34 Thu 19th Oct 20173 answers, last by Shaglene 13:46 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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Southern Ireland

I was on holiday in southern Ireland and whilst walking down a country lane I noticed a small man dressed in green holding his head in his hands between his legs I asked "are you a goblin" He replied...
05:20 Thu 19th Oct 201730 answers, last by marval 17:48 Thu 19th Oct 2017

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