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Berniecuddles2

At The Brothel!

So last night I go down to the local brothel I asked to see yu tug mi a blind Chinese girl she's good you have to hand it to her! She said ahhh bernie you have big penis...I said your pulling my leg!...
06:13 Thu 28th Sep 20172 answers, last by marval 21:21 Thu 28th Sep 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Fetishes!

My sexual fetishes have slowly been getting more perverse. It wasn't until I smacked a statues bum that I realised I had hit rock bottom....
18:43 Wed 27th Sep 20177 answers, last by Shaglene 11:09 Thu 28th Sep 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Doing The Washing Up!

My wife was bending over doing the washing up in the kitchen and I was watching the news of the flood damage to the roads... On reflection probably not the best time to exclaim: "christ, look at the...
10:39 Tue 26th Sep 20173 answers, last by Shaglene 10:39 Wed 27th Sep 2017
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Patsy33

The Queen

The Queen visited a Post Office depot this morning, security had to step in when someone tried to lick the back of her head...
12:38 Tue 26th Sep 20176 answers, last by Shaglene 10:34 Wed 27th Sep 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Dyson Cars...

If I purchased one of those new electric Dyson cars... Would I finally be able to pick up girls?...
07:55 Wed 27th Sep 201710 answers, last by Patsy33 12:14 Wed 27th Sep 2017
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-SharonA-

Book On Birds

I have written a book on birds..... They're flying off the shelves!!!!...
11:53 Sat 23rd Sep 201717 answers, last by emmie 15:30 Tue 26th Sep 2017
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Berniecuddles2

At The Doctors!!

Me to Dr: I’ve hurt my penis in a surfing accident Dr: Did you fall off your board Me: No I slammed my laptop shut when the wife walked in...
16:59 Sat 23rd Sep 20176 answers, last by Spicerack 10:32 Tue 26th Sep 2017
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Chipchopper

Happy Birthday

I just received a birthday card, and much to my surprise, when opened it a Yorkshire pudding fell out!!. It was from my Aunt Bessie....
09:23 Sun 24th Sep 20173 answers, last by Shaglene 10:21 Tue 26th Sep 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Cheap Thesaurus!

I just bought a cheap thesaurus and when I got it home, all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am....
05:35 Mon 25th Sep 20179 answers, last by Shaglene 10:19 Tue 26th Sep 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Down The Pub With The Lads!

Just had a good night out down the pub with the lads so I jumped in a taxi and said "take me to where I can get sex for a tenner mate" Bit gutted when he took me to my house!...
17:47 Fri 15th Sep 20175 answers, last by murraymints 10:56 Sun 17th Sep 2017
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-SharonA-

Charles Dickens

Charles Dickens walked into an inn and ordered a martini. The barkeep asked him if he wanted "Olive or twist?"...
12:30 Sat 16th Sep 20176 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:28 Sun 17th Sep 2017
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Hymie

Man’S Best Friend

Q: What is the most popular name for a dog in China? A: Lunch...
20:52 Fri 18th Aug 20171 answer, last by Shaglene 15:27 Sun 20th Aug 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Welcome

"Hello everyone, welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous" "I see a lot of new faces here tonight"...
19:21 Sat 19th Aug 20178 answers, last by cupid04 15:25 Sun 20th Aug 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Box Of Viagra

Found a box of Viagra last night. Bloody things didn't work Turns out they're past their swell by date....
09:33 Sun 20th Aug 20177 answers, last by Shaglene 15:21 Sun 20th Aug 2017
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Patsy33

I Had

I had a happy childhood, my Dad would put me inside a tyre and roll me down a hill, they were Goodyears....
14:21 Wed 16th Aug 201712 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:42 Wed 16th Aug 2017
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cupid04

Stung

A woman calls her friend from the hospital. 'Please pray for my husband,' she sobs. He was stung on the forehead by a wasp. His face is all swollen and bruised. The doctor said he could have died....
15:58 Wed 16th Aug 20175 answers, last by Patsy33 18:33 Wed 16th Aug 2017
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Hymie

Hard On

Q: What do Japanese men do when they have an erection? A: Vote...
19:11 Fri 11th Aug 20174 answers, last by Shaglene 10:42 Sat 12th Aug 2017
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marval

Excuses For Wearing Your Wife's Underwear

10. I must have put them on by mistake in the dark. 9. I didn't have any clean ones left 8. They make me feel closer to you. 7. I grew up getting my older sister's hand-me-downs. 6. Boxers don't come...
20:35 Fri 11th Aug 20174 answers, last by Shaglene 10:40 Sat 12th Aug 2017
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maggiebee

Watch The Birdie

My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
17:28 Thu 10th Aug 20175 answers, last by aelmpvw 10:39 Fri 11th Aug 2017
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Patsy33

Did You

Did you hear about the lonely pyromaniac?, he's still looking for the perfect match....
19:34 Wed 09th Aug 20179 answers, last by Garaman 16:08 Thu 10th Aug 2017

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