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Chipchopper

Oop's

I was in a bit of a hurry. when I mistakenly put a couple of rich beef stock-pot sachets in the washing machine, instead of laundry capsules. When I hung out the washing, I was the laughing stock!!...
11:12 Thu 19th Oct 20176 answers, last by Chipchopper 14:58 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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Patsy33

The Artist

The artist who works for the court was arrested today. Nobody knows what happened. Details are sketchy...
12:52 Thu 19th Oct 20172 answers, last by Patsy33 15:33 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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Voltage

Little Johnny Again!

So Little Johnny's teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it. One day in class, Johnny raises his hand and...
13:11 Thu 19th Oct 20173 answers, last by Shaglene 13:28 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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Patsy33

Guy

Guy goes into the doctor's. "Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside." "How's that?" "Don't you start."'...
13:01 Wed 18th Oct 201712 answers, last by Patsy33 15:37 Wed 18th Oct 2017
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Voltage

At The Theatre!

A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The man groaned but...
14:04 Wed 18th Oct 20176 answers, last by zebo 15:26 Wed 18th Oct 2017
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Voltage

Something Unusual

The class assignment in composition was to write about something unusual that happened during the past week. Little Irving got up to read his. "Papa fell in the well last week - " he began. "Good...
16:16 Tue 17th Oct 20177 answers, last by Bazile 13:34 Wed 18th Oct 2017
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Voltage

The Six Most Important Men In A Woman's Life!

The Six Most Important Men in a Woman's Life 1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes." 2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide." 3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it...
15:19 Tue 17th Oct 20174 answers, last by Bazile 13:27 Wed 18th Oct 2017
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Patsy33

My Grandfather.

My grandfather invented the cold air balloon... But it never really took off.
18:01 Tue 17th Oct 201711 answers, last by Shaglene 13:06 Wed 18th Oct 2017
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marval

Whistle

Young Gordon was with his parents and they were taking refreshments in the bar at Reading station when they heard a whistle. The three of them rushed out of the bar onto the platform only to discover...
20:59 Tue 17th Oct 20174 answers, last by Shaglene 13:04 Wed 18th Oct 2017
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Voltage

Carpet Layer!

A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost his cigarettes. In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump. "No sense...
06:19 Wed 18th Oct 201710 answers, last by marval 17:17 Wed 18th Oct 2017
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Voltage

13Th Floor!

A couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when there came the sound of a key in the front door. The young lady broke away at once, eyes wide with alarm. "Heavens," she cried, "it's my...
06:31 Wed 18th Oct 20175 answers, last by Spicerack 13:07 Wed 18th Oct 2017
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Patsy33

My Mother

My mother made us eat all sorts of vitamins and supplements, until one day I nearly choked on part of The Sunday Times.
09:15 Wed 18th Oct 201722 answers, last by Patsy33 20:34 Wed 18th Oct 2017
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Bazile

Mine's A Double

Two penguins walk into a bar... which is odd really , cos you would have thought , one of them would have seen it .
12:42 Wed 18th Oct 20178 answers, last by jno 12:59 Wed 18th Oct 2017
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Accident Site

I was walking down the street earlier today when a lorry driver pulled up alongside me and said, "Excuse me, I'm looking for the the accident site involving a van carrying a load of cutlery." "No...
09:29 Wed 18th Oct 20175 answers, last by Voltage 12:47 Wed 18th Oct 2017
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Voltage

Clock Maker!

My father made clocks for a living .... he was always busy he had no time for me..that used to wind me up!!
10:07 Wed 18th Oct 201723 answers, last by marval 18:09 Wed 18th Oct 2017
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Voltage

Ladies Toilet!

A woman walked into the ladies' and saw a man standing up using the toilet. Shocked, she exclaimed, "Excuse me, but this is for women !" "So's this!" he replied....
05:57 Tue 17th Oct 20176 answers, last by Shaglene 12:20 Tue 17th Oct 2017
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Patsy33

Squabbles In Orchestra, Again...

One of the musicians has been accused of being on the fiddle. The guitarist has been making frets. The drummer keeps banging on about timing. I wish there was harmony in this orchestra!
16:00 Mon 16th Oct 201728 answers, last by Shaglene 18:48 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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Voltage

Basements.

I’ve just written a book about basements. My publisher reckons it could be a best cellar!...
10:26 Mon 16th Oct 20175 answers, last by Voltage 10:40 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Postman!

Scared the postman today by going to the door naked I'm not sure what scared him more, my naked body or the fact that I knew where he lived...
21:24 Sat 07th Oct 201716 answers, last by marval 16:56 Sun 08th Oct 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Paddy And Murphy!

Paddy and Murphy are at the airport queueing at the check-in at the beginning of their holiday. "I wish I had bought the TV with me"says paddy "Why's that said Murphy" "Because the feckin tickets are...
19:07 Sat 07th Oct 201710 answers, last by Shaglene 12:33 Sun 08th Oct 2017

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