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Berniecuddles2

Reversible Jackets!!

i'm selling 50 reversible jackets on Ebay? I'm getting excited to see how they turn out.
08:28 Tue 08th Aug 20179 answers, last by Eleena 12:23 Tue 08th Aug 2017
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Patsy33

Due To

Due to the forthcoming ban on all petrol engines in favour of electric ones, it has been announced that the 2040 Formula One season will be sponsored by Scalextric.
14:04 Mon 31st Jul 20174 answers, last by AZardoz 06:49 Sat 12th Aug 2017
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marval

I Have

I have got a border collie. He only comes home in the school holidays....
18:01 Tue 25th Jul 20171 answer, last by Shaglene 10:36 Wed 26th Jul 2017
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Patsy33

It Drives Them Crazy!

What’s four inches long, two inches wide, and drives women crazy? An empty toilet paper roll....
21:31 Mon 24th Jul 20174 answers, last by Hopkirk 12:27 Tue 25th Jul 2017
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Berniecuddles2

What 2?

What do you call a woman who can balance two pints of beer on her head? Beatrix...
04:45 Tue 25th Jul 201731 answers, last by Ellipsis 14:49 Wed 26th Jul 2017
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Patsy33

Bamned

Did you know in Iceland,having sex while drunk is banned. Not sure about Farmfoods though as don't know their rules....
09:44 Tue 25th Jul 20177 answers, last by elliemay1 21:55 Wed 26th Jul 2017
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Hymie

The Smell Of Success

Success is like a fart – it only bothers people when it is not their own....
19:32 Thu 20th Jul 20171 answer, last by Shaglene 11:05 Fri 21st Jul 2017
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Hymie

Mooning

Why is it called mooning, when you're actually showing Uranus?
16:53 Sat 01st Jul 20172 answers, last by DTCwordfan 18:57 Sat 01st Jul 2017
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marval

I Saw

I saw a sign in a shop, “Butterfly nets £10” I didn't even know insects could play the lottery....
16:54 Fri 30th Jun 20178 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:39 Fri 30th Jun 2017
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Hymie

Life

Spoiler alert: You die in the end....
20:29 Thu 29th Jun 20173 answers, last by Patsy33 12:35 Fri 30th Jun 2017
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Patsy33

God Said..

And God said to John, come forth and you shall be granted eternal life. But John came fifth and won a toaster....
12:01 Sat 24th Jun 20173 answers, last by Patsy33 17:37 Tue 27th Jun 2017
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Patsy33

Frightened.

When I was little, I used to be frightened of the dark. Now when my electric bill arrives, I'm frightened of the light..
11:24 Sun 25th Jun 201713 answers, last by Patsy33 17:29 Tue 27th Jun 2017
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Chipchopper

Elephant Rampage

Why did the elephant escape from the zoo, head straight for the greengrocers store and eat the entire stock of garlic ? He just needed some space....
16:35 Thu 22nd Jun 20176 answers, last by Shaglene 08:12 Fri 23rd Jun 2017
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Chipchopper

What Flavor ?

A man walks into a corner shop and asks the shopkeeper: "do you have any helicopter flavored crisps please ?". Shopkeeper: "sorry Sir, we only have plain"...
19:30 Thu 22nd Jun 201716 answers, last by Patsy33 09:32 Fri 23rd Jun 2017
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marval

I Am

I am giving up using spray deodorants at the end of the year. Roll on 2018....
21:21 Thu 22nd Jun 20173 answers, last by Shaglene 07:57 Fri 23rd Jun 2017
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Patsy33

Cheese And Wine

My wife and I went to a cheese and wine party. We had a bit of a falling out. She was so angry, she threw a block of cheese at me. I said, "Oh, that was mature..."...
22:42 Thu 22nd Jun 201711 answers, last by marval 17:22 Fri 23rd Jun 2017
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Hymie

Talk-Talk

All my wife does is rabbit, rabbit, rabbit – it’s costing me a fortune in batteries....
21:37 Sun 18th Jun 20174 answers, last by Shaglene 15:09 Mon 19th Jun 2017
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marval

Stuck

I went to our local fish and chip shop late last night. I said "What have you got left?" He replied, "Just these two. The first is actually a type of shark. The second has been there for a while!" I...
14:53 Sun 18th Jun 201713 answers, last by cupid04 14:27 Wed 21st Jun 2017
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nailit

Jehovahs Witness Training Centre

https://imgur.com/2bDQGSS...
18:10 Thu 15th Jun 20173 answers, last by Patsy33 09:57 Fri 16th Jun 2017
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marval

I Was

I was on the subway, sitting on a newspaper. Along came a guy and asks "Are you reading that?" I didn’t know what to say. So I said yes. I stood up, turned the page, and sat down again....
18:02 Thu 15th Jun 201712 answers, last by Hopkirk 20:08 Fri 16th Jun 2017

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