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The Wife!

My wife asked me, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" I looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"...
05:26 Fri 27th Oct 201720 answers, last by Voltage 12:05 Fri 27th Oct 2017
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Voltage

The New Priest

The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple of confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of...
17:22 Thu 26th Oct 20175 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:39 Thu 26th Oct 2017
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Persian Rugs.

A woman walks into a shop that sells expensive Persian Rugs. Looking around, she spots the perfect rug, walks over and inspects it. As she bends to feel the texture of the rug she farts loudly. Very...
15:21 Thu 26th Oct 20174 answers, last by Shaglene 17:10 Thu 26th Oct 2017
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Patsy33

Rotten Day

I've had a rotten day. First my ex gets run over by a bus. Then, I get sacked from my job as a bus driver....
13:07 Thu 26th Oct 20179 answers, last by marval 17:16 Thu 26th Oct 2017
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Patsy33

Public Toilet

I went into a public toilet for a poop the other day. I'd just sat down when I heard a voice from the next cubicle say, "Hi, how are you?" I was a little embarrassed but I replied, "I'm fine thanks."...
18:06 Wed 25th Oct 201730 answers, last by Patsy33 14:59 Thu 26th Oct 2017
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In The Supermarket!

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?"...
06:15 Thu 26th Oct 201713 answers, last by Shaglene 14:12 Thu 26th Oct 2017
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20 Years Ago!

20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please dont let Kevin Bacon die...
13:59 Wed 25th Oct 20175 answers, last by Arksided 14:18 Wed 25th Oct 2017
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Chess Player!

That's the last time I go to dinner with a chess player. The tablecloth was black and white squares it took him an hour to pass me the salt n pepper!...
19:43 Tue 24th Oct 20175 answers, last by Shaglene 10:59 Wed 25th Oct 2017
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At The Bus Stop!

I was standing at a bus stop and was eating a  hamburger. Next to me stood a lady with her little dog, which became very  excited at the smell of my hamburger and began whining and  jumping up  at...
06:01 Wed 25th Oct 20173 answers, last by Patsy33 11:20 Wed 25th Oct 2017
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Patsy33

A Husband

A husband said to his wife he was fed up of looking at her mustache and beard and it was about time she did something about it. "I will" she promised "but please don't leave me.!" He said, 'Our...
15:19 Tue 24th Oct 20179 answers, last by DTCwordfan 18:14 Tue 24th Oct 2017
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Patsy33

I Just Saw

I just saw a digital radio going cheap as it's stuck on full volume, can't turn that down....
20:08 Mon 23rd Oct 20175 answers, last by Shaglene 14:23 Tue 24th Oct 2017
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marval

I Know What You Want

Two elderly residents, a man and a woman, were sitting alone in the lobby of their nursing home one evening. The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what you're wanting. For...
21:51 Mon 23rd Oct 20171 answer, last by Shaglene 14:21 Tue 24th Oct 2017
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vulcan42

I Couldn't Decide...

where to put this, sport section or jokes, I think jokes is the most appropriate. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41728826...
23:02 Mon 23rd Oct 20173 answers, last by Shaglene 14:18 Tue 24th Oct 2017
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Dating Agency

I joined a dating agency last week and I had my 1st date last night her name was Helen. She was a lovely girl but she was cross-eyed I won't be seeing her again I'm sure she's seeing someone on the...
05:37 Tue 24th Oct 20172 answers, last by Shaglene 14:15 Tue 24th Oct 2017
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Just Met!

Just met a charming transvestite from the Manchester area. He had a Wigan address....
10:35 Tue 24th Oct 20175 answers, last by Shaglene 14:12 Tue 24th Oct 2017
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Swinger’S Party!

Went to a swinger’s party last night in my army uniform. Had to leave my khakis in the bowl....
10:48 Tue 24th Oct 201724 answers, last by marval 14:13 Tue 24th Oct 2017
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The Wife Isn't Talking To Me Again

The wife isn't talking to me again as apparently I ruined her birthday. Not sure how I did that! I didn't even know it was her birthday!...
10:52 Tue 24th Oct 20177 answers, last by Shaglene 14:06 Tue 24th Oct 2017
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A Young Couple Took Their Six-Year-Old Son To The Doctor.

A young couple took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitations, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather...
18:39 Mon 23rd Oct 20173 answers, last by Shaglene 21:28 Mon 23rd Oct 2017
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wolf63

Monday Mornings

A lone sniper was just about to assassinate Donald Trump. Just at the last moment, one of the President's bodyguards spotted him. He immediately shouted "Mickey Mouse! Mickey Mouse!" A shot rang out...
11:03 Mon 23rd Oct 20174 answers, last by Patsy33 12:00 Mon 23rd Oct 2017
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Shaglene

The Smoke Goes Up Just The Same...............

Why do some people say 'chimley' when the word is 'chimney'.....I await your comments.................
10:35 Mon 23rd Oct 201718 answers, last by Old_Geezer 23:33 Mon 23rd Oct 2017

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