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Patsy33

Man In The Moon.

What does the man in the moon do when his hair gets too long? Eclipse it....
13:29 Sun 12th Nov 20175 answers, last by Patsy33 15:55 Sun 12th Nov 2017
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"what's Your Name?"

"What's your name?" "Dave feckin Smith" "Do you suffer from Tourette's, Dave?" "No, but the Vicar at my Christening did."...
18:35 Thu 09th Nov 20177 answers, last by Shaglene 11:59 Fri 10th Nov 2017
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paddyk

Grandad Said......

My Grandad once said to me "Don't worry about watching your money, you should watch your health" While I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my Grandad !!...
19:31 Thu 09th Nov 20173 answers, last by Shaglene 11:56 Fri 10th Nov 2017
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Patsy33

Did You Hear

Did you hear about the lonely pyromaniac?, he's still looking for the perfect match....
21:17 Thu 09th Nov 201712 answers, last by Shaglene 11:51 Fri 10th Nov 2017
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Pretzels

I can’t believe Pretzels are knot bread....
14:15 Thu 09th Nov 201715 answers, last by Patsy33 18:51 Thu 09th Nov 2017
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bookbinder

Paddy Gets A Job.

Paddy gets a job on a building site, and the foreman takes him up the scaffolding to Harry, and he says, "Harry has been with us since the war, and he'll show you what to do. Take notice of what he...
14:23 Sun 05th Nov 20171 answer, last by Shaglene 11:26 Mon 06th Nov 2017
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Last Night

What a night i had last night I was kidnapped by a gang of mime artists. They did unspeakable things to me!...
16:28 Sun 05th Nov 20178 answers, last by Bazile 15:32 Mon 06th Nov 2017
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Thieves!

Thieves had broken into my house last night and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty swines!!
07:24 Mon 06th Nov 20177 answers, last by marval 21:44 Mon 06th Nov 2017
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Patsy33

Nurse

Nurse: "We need a stool sample and a urine sample." Man to wife: "What did she say?" Wife to husband: "They want your underwear."...
09:24 Mon 06th Nov 20178 answers, last by Patsy33 17:39 Mon 06th Nov 2017
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The First In Space!

A Russian, an American, and a Irishman were talking about how good there countries were. The Russian said, "we were the first in space!"The American said, "we were the first on the moon!"The Irishman...
18:03 Fri 03rd Nov 20173 answers, last by Shaglene 11:53 Sat 04th Nov 2017
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Who Said

Who said, "There"s nothing wrong with defeat"? Bob Marley"s chiropodist...
13:07 Fri 03rd Nov 20171 answer, last by Shaglene 16:07 Fri 03rd Nov 2017
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Grandma

Harry is visiting his grandma. She complains about the high cost of living. "When I was a girl, you could go out with a shilling and come back home with a dozen eggs, two pints of milk, a pound of...
14:35 Fri 03rd Nov 20174 answers, last by Bazile 15:39 Fri 03rd Nov 2017
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My Mate

My mate somehow got a vacuum cleaner hose stuck up his rear end!. When I phoned the hospital to see how he was doing, they told me he was picking up nicely.
19:47 Thu 02nd Nov 201712 answers, last by Shaglene 14:02 Fri 03rd Nov 2017
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albaqwerty

Irish Lubricant

Murphy's old lady had been pregnant for some time and now the time had come. He brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby. She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at...
10:29 Fri 03rd Nov 20174 answers, last by marval 21:56 Fri 03rd Nov 2017
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Catholic Priest!!

What does a catholic priest have in common with a pint of guiness? Black coat, white collar & you need to watch your *** if you get a dodgy one...
15:43 Thu 02nd Nov 20179 answers, last by zebo 20:29 Thu 02nd Nov 2017
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"that"s Small"

I showed this bird my penis the other night. She said, "that"s small, I thought you said you had at least a foot."I said, "no, I said I had athlete"s foot!"...
14:09 Thu 02nd Nov 20179 answers, last by Shaglene 16:31 Thu 02nd Nov 2017
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In The Bathroom!

A couple were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wife and said, "I gotta have you!" He backed her up against the bathroom door, pulled down her panties, and ravaged...
17:17 Wed 01st Nov 20178 answers, last by Shaglene 13:28 Thu 02nd Nov 2017
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Ice Fishing!

A blond decides to go ice fishing. So she cuts a hole in the ice and sets up her stool when a voice booms from the heavens, "There are no fish under that ice." She moves her stool over ten feet and...
05:40 Thu 02nd Nov 20174 answers, last by Shaglene 13:25 Thu 02nd Nov 2017
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Three Blokes!

Three blokes go to a strip club, two English blokes and a Scottish chap. After being seated at a table near the front, this sexy blonde girl comes over and starts dancing on their table. After a...
05:45 Thu 02nd Nov 20178 answers, last by Shaglene 13:22 Thu 02nd Nov 2017
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I"m From The Council!

A man gets home from work early one day and catches his wife in bed naked but alone.Being a little suspicious, he decides to look about the bedroom and, on entering the en suite bathroom, he catches a...
06:37 Thu 02nd Nov 20174 answers, last by Shaglene 13:17 Thu 02nd Nov 2017

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