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Password.................

During a recent PASSWORD AUDIT at the Bank of Ireland , it was found that Paddy O'Toole was using the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyDublin When Paddy was asked why he...

Patsy33

What's The Definition...

What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car....

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In The Shower!

The Mrs got in the shower with me this morning. She said “Mmmmm baby, I want you to do bad things to me.” So I put shampoo in her eyes....

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Air Conditioning.

A funeral was held today for the inventor of air conditioning. Thousands of fans attended....

queenofmean

Brown And Runs

What’s brown and runs around the Garden? The Garden Fence I’ll get my coat ;)...

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I Know A Bloke

I know a bloke who is mute, he communicates through embroidery. Sew to speak....

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My Girlfriend

My girlfriend is really tiny she has been a bit down recently because people keep remarking on her size. So to cheer her up when she gets home from work, I've got her flowers, chocolates, wine and I'm...

Chipchopper

A Ripe Old Time

I know a farmer who makes tomato puree in an old tin bath tub. He said "I like to fully amerce myself, from my head tomato's"...

Patsy33

Got Caught

Got caught sniffing Tippex the other day. I've been admitted to a correction centre....

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Fancy Dress Party!

The wife and I went to a bank robbers-themed fancy dress party last night. Well I did!, she stayed in the car and kept the engine running....

Patsy33

What

What did the thesaurus have for breakfast? A synonym roll......

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10% Polish?

If you’re 10% Polish, does that make you a tad pole?...

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Diving Board!

Paddy climbs the diving board for his final dive with a fish in his hand . The official says: “What are you doing with that fish Paddy?” Paddy: “A Triple somersault with pike.”...

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