When I was young in the 1960's, I decided I wanted to a be doctor, so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School. One of the questions asked was to rearrange the letters PNEIS into the name of...
My neighbour came at me really aggressively, asking if I knew anything about her underwear disappearing from her clothes line.
I can tell you I nearly peed her pants....
Billy was 4 years old and was staying with his grandfather for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house and asked, 'Grandpa, what's that called when two...
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections. One night they go to a party. The man...
As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Warden's funeral, a voice from inside screams: "I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out!" The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air...
My wife just told me she doesn't care what she gets for Christmas this year!
"Just make sure it's got diamonds in it" she said.
A pack of playing cards it is then....
Paddy had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 18th birthday. On that special...
