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Impressionist Painting

I bought an impressionist painting of some flowers yesterday. When I got it home, the cat scratched it. I am trying to resell it as a Clawed Monet!!!!...
18:43 Thu 15th Feb 20187 answers, last by Shaglene 11:39 Fri 16th Feb 2018
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marval

Picasso

Spanish painter Pablo Picasso encountered a thief at work in his mansion. The intruder got away, and the police were called. Picasso offered to do a rough sketch of what the thief looked like. On the...
20:26 Thu 15th Feb 201811 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:52 Fri 16th Feb 2018
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Voltage

Lipstick!

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me. Ahhh bliss!!...
06:35 Fri 16th Feb 201810 answers, last by marval 23:07 Fri 16th Feb 2018
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1ozzy

I Own A Pencil..

.. That was once owned by William Shakespeare. He chewed the end of this pencil so much I now don't know if it's 2b or not 2b....
02:35 Wed 14th Feb 201816 answers, last by Voltage 14:06 Thu 15th Feb 2018
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Voltage

Travel Sickness!

I suffer terribly with travel sickness. Sorry for bringing that up!...
14:04 Sun 11th Feb 20181 answer, last by Shaglene 18:49 Sun 11th Feb 2018
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Voltage

Going To A Meeting Tonight!

I'm going to the annual fireplace association meeting tonight. I hope its not like last year when things got a bit heated....
16:34 Sun 11th Feb 201822 answers, last by Shaglene 18:47 Sun 11th Feb 2018
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marval

Are You?

A mother walks into her daughters room holding a condom in her hand. "I found this while cleaning your room today, are you sexually active?" To which the daughter replies. "No, I just lay there."...
18:42 Sat 10th Feb 20189 answers, last by Shaglene 08:50 Sun 11th Feb 2018
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Patsy33

Sailors

Which sailors blow their noses most often? The Anchor Chiefs.
13:18 Fri 09th Feb 20187 answers, last by Patsy33 16:56 Fri 09th Feb 2018
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Bazile

The Big Fromage

News is coming in of an explosion in a cheese factory in France De - Brie everywhere...
15:23 Thu 08th Feb 201828 answers, last by shoota 21:25 Thu 08th Feb 2018
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Voltage

A Whale!

What do you call a whale with no pants on? Free Willy....
13:16 Thu 08th Feb 20185 answers, last by Garaman 19:15 Thu 08th Feb 2018
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marval

Dear Milkman

Please send me details about cheap milk as I am stagnant. Dear milkman I have just had a baby, please leave another one. Please leave an extra pint of paralysed milk. Milk is needed for the baby....
15:38 Tue 06th Feb 20189 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:24 Tue 06th Feb 2018
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Patsy33

Scottish Doctor

How do you confuse a Scottish Doctor? tell him you have 'knee problems'....
16:39 Mon 05th Feb 20189 answers, last by Patsy33 18:05 Mon 05th Feb 2018
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Voltage

I Was Attacked Last Night!

I was attacked last night in the street by a bloke with a power tool, there I was just minding my own business then... BOSCH!
14:12 Mon 05th Feb 201815 answers, last by zebo 21:28 Mon 05th Feb 2018
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Voltage

Spider!

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it… We went out and had some drinks.. Cool guy.. Wants to be a web developer....
16:45 Sun 04th Feb 201814 answers, last by MichaelZZ 18:52 Sun 04th Feb 2018
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Voltage

A Woman In A Bar!

A hot woman came up to me in a bar & said, "Do you want me to show you good time?" I said, "Yes please!!!" Then she ran 100m in 9.73 seconds...
17:20 Fri 02nd Feb 201814 answers, last by Patsy33 13:56 Sun 04th Feb 2018
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Voltage

Man Flu

During labour, the pain is so great that a woman... Can almost imagine what it's like to have man flu....
09:08 Sat 03rd Feb 20186 answers, last by Shaglene 13:44 Sun 04th Feb 2018
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Voltage

Spice Girl!

Which spice girl can hold the most petrol? Geri can....
12:08 Sat 03rd Feb 20183 answers, last by Shaglene 13:31 Sun 04th Feb 2018
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Patsy33

Names For Tribute Bands.

I'll start with a couple.. Fake That. Proxy Music The Rolling Clones.....
16:03 Sat 03rd Feb 201896 answers, last by beso 11:27 Mon 05th Feb 2018
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marval

Show

Two gardeners have entered their potatoes in a vegetable show. One is declared the winner and swaggers over to boast of his success to the other gardener. “Not surprised I won, to be honest,” he...
16:51 Sat 03rd Feb 20184 answers, last by Shaglene 13:22 Sun 04th Feb 2018
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Voltage

My Mate!

My mate needed a bone marrow transplant They found a match in Argentina The operation was a success Our thanks go out to Diego Marrow Donor...
17:51 Sat 03rd Feb 20186 answers, last by Shaglene 13:20 Sun 04th Feb 2018

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