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Chipchopper

Gate Crasher

I was mortified when I saw the driver of the refuse collection truck reverse right into my garden gate. I decided not to say anything about his poor driving just in case he took a fence!...
09:43 Fri 02nd Feb 20187 answers, last by Garaman 16:38 Fri 02nd Feb 2018
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Voltage

Astronomy!

I tried taking up Astronomy as an hobby but got tired of watching the moon go round the earth for 24 hours. So I've decided to call it a day....
16:22 Thu 01st Feb 20184 answers, last by Jahulaye 17:28 Thu 01st Feb 2018
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Voltage

Hamster Name!

My m8 asked me "why have you called your hamster saturn"? I said "it had a nice ring to it"!...
11:36 Thu 01st Feb 201814 answers, last by Shaglene 17:23 Thu 01st Feb 2018
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Voltage

I Punched My Doctor!

Punched the Doctor this morning! "Thats for saying my wife has a nice fanny!" The Doc screamed "You idiot, I told her she had acute angina!"...
20:07 Sat 20th Jan 20184 answers, last by Sqad 19:09 Sun 21st Jan 2018
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-SharonA-

Neighbours Dog

My neighbour has trained his dog to bring his guests a glass of red wine........ He has a Bordeaux collie!!!!...
22:33 Sat 20th Jan 20181 answer, last by Shaglene 18:59 Sun 21st Jan 2018
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Chipchopper

Wok You Want ?

I was in a Chinese restaurant the other day, when someone dressed as a duck came over to my table, poured me a glass of red wine and gave me a single red rose and said "you're eyes sparkle like...
17:53 Sun 21st Jan 20185 answers, last by Voltage 09:04 Mon 22nd Jan 2018
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Voltage

Chinese Massage Parlour!

i was Having a massage down the local Chinese massage parlour Lady said “Any extras?” I said “No, get your own chewing gum.”...
18:30 Sun 21st Jan 20188 answers, last by Voltage 06:25 Mon 22nd Jan 2018
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Patsy33

Grease Factory

Since my boyfriend started working at the grease factory, it’s been really hard trying to get hold of him!...
15:32 Fri 19th Jan 20184 answers, last by Garaman 20:23 Fri 19th Jan 2018
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-SharonA-

Tangerine Paint

I am never painting my walls that tangerine colour again. The bloody thing keeps peeling!!
17:35 Fri 19th Jan 20185 answers, last by Patsy33 19:47 Fri 19th Jan 2018
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marval

Married Life

A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll...
17:25 Fri 19th Jan 20183 answers, last by Patsy33 19:29 Fri 19th Jan 2018
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Voltage

Some Gambling Jokes!

Gambling has brought our family together. We had to move to a smaller house. Did you hear that the Dalai Lama has a gambling addiction? He just loves Tibet. My gambling addiction cost me my...
10:11 Fri 19th Jan 201812 answers, last by kanseruden 16:28 Mon 27th Apr 2020
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Voltage

Having A Shave!

Shaving with a razor takes a lot of courage. I used to shave my privates with one.. But I don't have the balls to do that anymore....
20:37 Thu 18th Jan 20187 answers, last by Shaglene 08:49 Fri 19th Jan 2018
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Chipchopper

Electrical One Linner

Q, What do you call a resistor that can't afford to pay rent ?. A, ohm-less......
17:12 Wed 17th Jan 201820 answers, last by Toorak 15:40 Thu 18th Jan 2018
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My Mother In Law

My mother in law was stood in front of a mirror saying that she felt fat & ugly! The wife said "Please go pay her a compliment!" I said "Your eyesights good"...
18:23 Wed 17th Jan 20184 answers, last by Shaglene 15:29 Thu 18th Jan 2018
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Voltage

Tomorrow!

Tomorrow there is a national orgasm convention in town. are you coming?...
20:14 Wed 17th Jan 201812 answers, last by Shaglene 15:27 Thu 18th Jan 2018
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Voltage

My Budgie!

My budgie broke his leg today so I made him a little splint out of a couple of matches. You should have seen his little face light up when he tried to walk....
07:32 Wed 17th Jan 201810 answers, last by Shaglene 11:26 Wed 17th Jan 2018
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Voltage

Embarrassed

i'm well embarrassed i farted in a lift earlier. It was wrong on so many levels....
11:20 Tue 16th Jan 20186 answers, last by marval 16:05 Tue 16th Jan 2018
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Voltage

My Wife

My wife left me because of my lack of vocabulary. I was lost for words.
20:27 Thu 11th Jan 201817 answers, last by Voltage 09:44 Fri 12th Jan 2018
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exarmy448

English Cricketer

A lady walked into a Police Station and the desk Sergeant said, "Can I help you ?” "Yes," she said, "I'd like to report a case of sexual assault." "Where did it happen?” the Sergeant asked. "In...
18:05 Wed 10th Jan 20182 answers, last by Shaglene 15:30 Thu 11th Jan 2018
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marval

Misunderstanding

At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace. The moment of...
22:32 Wed 10th Jan 201811 answers, last by Bazile 15:28 Thu 11th Jan 2018

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