i was working the bar at our works xmas party last night, and i thought to myself The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade and a slice of orange in the same glass is...
This afternoon at the Aldi check out I was behind an old lady in the queue. Her bill came to £56.83 but when she counted out all her change she only had just under £50. I thought she was probably...
A piece of sandpaper walks into a bar.
The bartender says "what will it be?"
The sandpaper goes " I've had a really bad day i just need something to take the edge off"...
Paddy and Murphy walk into a pub. "How many should we have this time?" asks Paddy. "Remember last time we were in here we had four and we didn't finish the last one." Said Murphy. "Don't worry" says...
Paddy goes to join the IRA and is going through his interview very well the interviewer says to him.... "OK Paddy just one more task and one more question before we accept you" He then handed Paddy...
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears. He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear? "She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband...
