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Patsy33

Squats

What's the definition of suspicion? A nun doing squats in a cucumber field....
21:43 Fri 02nd Dec 201614 answers, last by 237SJ 20:32 Sun 04th Dec 2016
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Patsy33

Best Book.

What's a rabbit's favourite novel? Warren Peace......
12:54 Fri 02nd Dec 201615 answers, last by Shaglene 11:12 Sat 03rd Dec 2016
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Chipchopper

Grimestone Cowboy....

Whilst passing through Dallas recently, I met the wife of a cowboy, who was complaining bitterly about the huge pile of shirts that she has to iron for her husband. Howdy-pressing is that??...
17:01 Sun 27th Nov 201618 answers, last by Shaglene 11:23 Mon 28th Nov 2016
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melv16

Old Joke.

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch the poor postman a letter. When she got there the cupboard was bare. So they did it without, it was better!...
11:41 Thu 24th Nov 201616 answers, last by Patsy33 12:54 Thu 24th Nov 2016
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cupid04

Knock Knock...

Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who Naaah, bro, I prefer google. Knock knock! Who's there Dishes! Dishes who? Dishes the police, come out with your hands up!...
01:00 Tue 27th Sep 20167 answers, last by jno 17:10 Tue 27th Sep 2016
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wynlucky

Mos You Mag

16 (d)8 harolds father manages to do this all the time in steptoe and son I?r?t?t? Last one stuck Thanks in anticipation...
09:22 Sun 07th Aug 20164 answers, last by elliemay1 10:08 Sun 07th Aug 2016
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Shaglene

You Mag.

21d. BBC Comedy Playhouse show which introduced us to Steptoe and Son. -f-r-
08:07 Sun 07th Aug 20163 answers, last by dannyk13 08:12 Sun 07th Aug 2016
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marval

Where Is Mine?

A man was watching TV as his wife was out cutting the grass during the hot summer. He finally worked up the energy to go out and ask his wife what was for supper. Well, his wife was quite irritated...
21:47 Sun 12th Jun 20165 answers, last by Shaglene 14:47 Mon 13th Jun 2016
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retrocop

Exaggeration

A young couple are on their way to Vegas to get married. Before getting there, the girl said to the guy that she has a confession to make: the reason that they have not been too intimate is because...
14:42 Sun 12th Jun 20164 answers, last by Shaglene 14:39 Mon 13th Jun 2016
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Patsy33

So Low.

A midget was complaining to a police officer that someone picked his pockets. "I can't believe someone would stoop so low" responded the police officer......
12:43 Thu 09th Jun 20166 answers, last by Patsy33 19:58 Thu 09th Jun 2016
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maggiebee

Mutt

Bought the wife a Pug dog. Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes, rolls of fat & being ugly, the dog seems to like her!...
09:46 Thu 09th Jun 20163 answers, last by marval 19:08 Thu 09th Jun 2016
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marval

As A

As a shepherdess, I hear lots of jokes about sheep. I used to tell them to my dog but he'd always herd them....
21:46 Mon 06th Jun 201611 answers, last by Shaglene 11:51 Tue 07th Jun 2016
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Patsy33

Say Ahhhh..

I'd been to the dentist for root canal work. I lost my nerve......
08:44 Tue 10th May 201620 answers, last by marval 15:52 Tue 10th May 2016
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marval

I Heard

I heard a rumour that they're giving away manure at my local garden centre. So I went down there to check, it was ***....
15:44 Mon 09th May 201614 answers, last by Shaglene 08:38 Tue 10th May 2016
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Patsy33

A Fitting Tribute.

My friend Dave died of drowning. We had a wreath made in the shape of a life buoy. Well, that's what he would have wanted......
21:36 Mon 09th May 20164 answers, last by Tilly2 08:37 Tue 10th May 2016
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Patsy33

Tomcat.

A tomcat hijacked a plane. He stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and said, "Take me to the canaries!".........
12:49 Mon 09th May 20167 answers, last by Old_Geezer 08:42 Tue 10th May 2016
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Shaglene

Obsessions........

The psychiatrist: "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said: "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second Mum, Ann:...
10:09 Fri 06th May 20164 answers, last by Patsy33 10:25 Fri 06th May 2016
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exarmy448

69

A couple in bed and the woman suggests that they should have 69. Whats 69 the man asks. The woman says You put your head between my legs and I will put my head between yours. Sounds good says the man...
11:05 Wed 27th Apr 20167 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 07:54 Thu 28th Apr 2016
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Patsy33

Hat's For Me!

A man goes into shop and said to the girl. "I'd like to buy a hat" She said, "Fedora?" He said, "No, it's for myself".........
18:51 Wed 20th Apr 201636 answers, last by Patsy33 18:05 Thu 21st Apr 2016
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marval

Last Night

Last night a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82. I'm easily lead....
09:50 Tue 19th Apr 201627 answers, last by marval 13:17 Tue 19th Apr 2016

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