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A women's poem......

He didn't like the casserole And he didn't like my cake, He said my biscuits were too hard Not like his mother used to make. I didn't perk the coffee right He didn't like the stew, I didn't mend his...
23:43 Mon 15th Feb 201010 answers, last by smudge 00:17 Tue 16th Feb 2010
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Valentine joke....

I bought my wife a new bag & belt for Valentine's day.....the hoover works really great now!
23:14 Fri 12th Feb 201025 answers, last by Wilston 08:23 Mon 30th Jan 2012
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Facebook friend invitation....

I receive quite a few friend invitations for Facebook, but one I've just declined is from a fella in India! How & why the hell would he be inviting me, as I've never even heard of him. I looked on...
22:17 Fri 12th Feb 201038 answers, last by lilsecret 23:39 Fri 12th Feb 2010
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The Orangutan & the Hound.....

This is so amusing & lovely to watch: http://www.truveo.com...e-hound/id/1234581161 Hope you enjoy it too.......
14:45 Thu 11th Feb 20108 answers, last by smudge 14:46 Fri 12th Feb 2010
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So Katie price has married......

her cage fighter boyfriend in Las Vegas - but I thought she said she'd finished with him some ago.
17:18 Wed 03rd Feb 201051 answers, last by sallabananas 08:21 Thu 04th Feb 2010
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What a waste of space.....

This horrible, evil monster has just been given a prison sentence - they should throw away the key & let him rot as far as I'n concerened: http://www.24dash.com...ld-care-home-resident There but...
17:08 Wed 03rd Feb 201017 answers, last by smudge 23:52 Thu 04th Feb 2010
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Can't believe it's the 1st Feb already.....

....do you think the time has whizzed by since Christmas?
22:50 Mon 01st Feb 201017 answers, last by dothawkes31 00:11 Tue 02nd Feb 2010
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Can't believe it's the 1st Feb already......

....do you think the time has whizzed by since Christmas?
22:48 Mon 01st Feb 20108 answers, last by smudge 23:10 Mon 01st Feb 2010
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Corrie was good tonight.....

I really enjoyed watching it & what a happy ending for Steve & Beckie?! I thought their acting was brilliant....
22:13 Mon 01st Feb 201040 answers, last by smudge 19:52 Tue 02nd Feb 2010
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Liver spots - aka Senile Freckles......

At what age would you expect to 'start' getting these on your hands? I haven't got any as yet - thankfully, but have noticed them on many older people's hands. The delights of aging........
20:12 Mon 01st Feb 201023 answers, last by smudge 18:43 Tue 02nd Feb 2010
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A cleaning poem.....

I asked the Lord to tell me Why my house is such a mess He asked if I'd been 'computering', And I had to answer 'yes.' He told me to get off my butt, And tidy up the house. And so I started cleaning...
23:22 Thu 28th Jan 201010 answers, last by smudge 21:04 Fri 29th Jan 2010
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A joke before bed.....

I heard someone banging on the door this morning - it was the cops. They said I'm gonna be reported 'cos my dog's been chasing a bloke down the road on a bike. I said "It can't be my dog, he...
22:55 Tue 26th Jan 20104 answers, last by smudge 13:43 Wed 27th Jan 2010
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EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. 'So, how is everything going?' inquired God. 'It is all so beautiful, God,' she replied. 'The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the...
16:30 Thu 21st Jan 20106 answers, last by smudge 17:46 Fri 22nd Jan 2010
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Something to amuse....

http://fc01.deviantar...ion_by_alanbecker.swf...
22:11 Wed 20th Jan 20103 answers, last by docspock 23:12 Wed 20th Jan 2010
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Women who know their place......

Barbara Walters, of 20/20, did a story on gender roles in Kabul , Afghanistan , several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands. She...
13:07 Tue 19th Jan 201013 answers, last by smudge 17:22 Tue 19th Jan 2010
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Water on Mars.....

Amazing pic: http://apod.nasa.gov/.../WaterOnMars2_gcc.jpg...
20:49 Wed 13th Jan 20105 answers, last by yogi-bear 17:14 Thu 14th Jan 2010
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Distraught Farmer.....

Disraught farmer finds all his cows frozen in snow. He prays to God for help. A woman appears & puts her arms over the icey cows. They immediately defrost. "Thank you" says the grateful...
20:32 Wed 13th Jan 20105 answers, last by smudge 17:10 Thu 14th Jan 2010
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Talking of Foxes & Wildlife....

Some pic's for you: Super-Photos1.pps
17:49 Wed 13th Jan 201023 answers, last by smudge 14:22 Thu 14th Jan 2010
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Feeling lethargic.....

I've been feeling like this since after new year. I'm okay going for a walk to the shops in the snow, as I love it, but as for anything else I can't be bothered. Anyone else feeling like it?...
14:34 Wed 13th Jan 201029 answers, last by smudge 18:58 Wed 13th Jan 2010

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