THESE REALLY WORK!! 1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. 2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT...
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1. Masculine Exercise, (think this might be Manatee)
2. Tine Hooter.
Answers are animals
Try not to ask but Desperate and tired of brain racking, Thanks for any help....
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I have age related macular degeneration and want to delay it (partial blindness) as long as possible. Recently I read that saffron pills would help but have googled it and cannot find anything to...