Which is the biggest town or city without a club in the Football League or Premiership? Cambridge, population c 100,000, might be a contender but I suspect there are yet bigger ones....
See our caring goverment and the labour mob want some thing done about people being obese .Yeah sure nothing else to do. They will come out as usual with a report which cost millions and then find the...
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE 'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.' 2. My mother taught me RELIGION 'You better pray that this will come...
I was walking in the Tesco entrance earlier to get my weekly shopping, when I read their motto, 'Why Pay More?' "Good point," I thought... "Asda it is then." I'm fed up with shops that give false...
"Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?" The doctor replies,...
.. for a Christmas breakfast while in his home town for the holidays. After looking over the menu he says, "I'll just have the eggs benedict." His order comes a while later and it's served on a big...
while two fish watched. "Did you see that?" one fish said, as the clams finished their treat. "They didn't offer us a single bite!" "What do you expect?" asked the other fish. "They're two shellfish."...
Ok so I really like this guy. And he likes me. But he really likes this other girl. And he told me of he didn't have her he would be all over me. Well I told him I liked him and now he's confused. He...
walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath....
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2013/jan/06/david-cameron-seven-years-downing-street So Cameron wants another seven years in office, if you think that there is 'NO CHANCE', who would you wish to...
My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden. When I moved into my new house one of my neighbours came round and...
Did anyone watch the programme Splash tonight? If so, what did you think of it? I am a big admirer of Tom Daley., but unfortunately i only caught the end of the programme.