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excelsior-1

I Used To Be Addicted To Soap

but i'm clean now
13:02 Sat 05th Jan 20137 answers, last by marval 16:26 Sat 05th Jan 2013
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excelsior-1

The Japanese Restaurant Job .....

..... was equally disasterous i simply did not have the yen for it...
11:25 Sat 05th Jan 20139 answers, last by Zacs-Master 16:34 Sat 05th Jan 2013
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dickythecook

Anagrams

These dropped into my inbox and I pass them on, apologies if they have been posted before. ANAGRAMS PRESBYTERIAN = BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER = MOON STARER DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES = THEY...
10:28 Sat 05th Jan 20138 answers, last by zebo 13:34 Sat 05th Jan 2013
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souness

Dt500 Crossword

116a priests assistant118awithoutaccent or stress 43asmallfruitsof aplant...
02:39 Sat 05th Jan 20134 answers, last by thetaliesin 02:55 Sat 05th Jan 2013
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desktop

Dancing On Ice Trailer

who is the song by in this trailer they sing rhythm of the night sounds male any ideas please
01:44 Sat 05th Jan 20139 answers, last by factor30 06:53 Mon 07th Jan 2013
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excelsior-1

Two Flies Are Sitting On Robinson Crusoes' Knee

one of them says "i have to go now .. see you on friday"...
22:11 Fri 04th Jan 201329 answers, last by thetaliesin 01:23 Sat 05th Jan 2013
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excelsior-1

I Remember A Teacher ......

..... who was cross-eyed he could not control his pupils...
21:34 Fri 04th Jan 201329 answers, last by weecalf 10:50 Sat 05th Jan 2013
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excelsior-1

I Got Bored With My Job As A Herbalist

not enough to do, too much thyme on my hands
20:03 Fri 04th Jan 201322 answers, last by thetaliesin 23:39 Fri 04th Jan 2013
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ZedBloke

Obese To Have Benefits Cut....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-20897681 No problem there but how is it that they can get fat living on benefits? surely we are paying them too much in the first place. How can they afford...
11:03 Thu 03rd Jan 201392 answers, last by ummmm 08:49 Fri 04th Jan 2013
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Chipchopper

Time To Change

While I waited in line to buy my train ticket, a gang of workmen turned up and informed the station master that they had come to remove all the clocks "This is ludicrous" the station master retorted...
19:42 Wed 02nd Jan 20133 answers, last by Kiki-frog 11:44 Thu 03rd Jan 2013
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frugalfred

I Was Sacked As A Vicar....

I now have a surplus surplice for sale. Unisex - hymns or hers.
19:49 Wed 02nd Jan 201313 answers, last by frugalfred 12:20 Thu 03rd Jan 2013
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AlwaysConfused

Arnie And Sly

A director is screen-testing Arnold Schwartzenegger and Sylvester Stallone for a new film about classical composers. Not having figured out whom to give what role, he asks Sly who he would like to be....
11:32 Sun 30th Dec 201221 answers, last by thetaliesin 14:26 Wed 02nd Jan 2013
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Bazile

Help Or Walk On By

If you were walking down the street and saw someone being mugged would you help or walk on by ?...
12:14 Wed 02nd Jan 201338 answers, last by Baldric 13:22 Mon 07th Jan 2013
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Cannaboy

Bees

Does anyone know what tune 'according to legend' do all hibernating bees wake up and hum in unison?
10:29 Mon 24th Dec 201217 answers, last by rowanwitch 11:04 Wed 02nd Jan 2013
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ste v

Holiday Destination

can anyone recommend a place for me and my girlfriend to go in april ? we want somewhere all inclusive thats warm and has its own private beach, possibly a private villa on the beach where we can...
15:05 Sat 22nd Dec 20128 answers, last by shirleyrader 10:10 Sat 22nd Jun 2013
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marval

Cheeky Or What?

A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewellery store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the...
20:52 Tue 01st Jan 20132 answers, last by murraymints 06:46 Wed 02nd Jan 2013
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ELVIS68

New Years Resolution......

I'm going to stop using deodorant sprays Roll On 2013...
22:33 Mon 31st Dec 201212 answers, last by Slapshot 17:54 Tue 01st Jan 2013
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Georgiesmum

Words From My Childhood.

What words do you remember from your childhood? I will start it off. pantry washing tongs toasting forks. outside toilet....
12:36 Tue 01st Jan 2013337 answers, last by Georgiesmum 12:52 Fri 04th Jan 2013
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abstibus

Do You Remember When...

... you had to cross the room to change the TV channel? And probably stand holding the aerial? How many 'remote' gizmos do you have now?...
12:08 Tue 01st Jan 201334 answers, last by murraymints 18:50 Tue 01st Jan 2013
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bibblebub

Christmas University Challenge

Is remembering not to confer for starter questions the quiz equivalent of trying to pat ones head at the same time as rubbing ones tummy? Today's lot of contestants seem particularly bad at keeping to...
17:59 Mon 31st Dec 201220 answers, last by jim360 20:25 Thu 10th Jan 2013

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