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TWR

Look forward to.

What, when you get up in the morning do you look forward to?
19:19 Thu 16th Feb 201218 answers, last by NoMercy 20:34 Thu 16th Feb 2012
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dickythecook

I just called the.....

Incontinence clinic helpline to get directions. They asked me where I was ringing from and I said from the waist down.
17:07 Thu 16th Feb 20129 answers, last by Dickythecook 17:18 Thu 16th Feb 2012
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dickythecook

'OLD' IS WHEN

'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot. 'OLD' IS WHEN... An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom. 'OLD' IS WHEN 'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the...
17:04 Thu 16th Feb 201213 answers, last by vulcan42 15:38 Fri 17th Feb 2012
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NoMercy

Make a random statement...

on this thread.
13:00 Thu 16th Feb 201290 answers, last by shake_your_booty 01:06 Fri 17th Feb 2012
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giveup

This is sad. I'm excited.

Just managed to dry a whole line of washing outside. Told you I was sad.
16:50 Wed 15th Feb 201217 answers, last by B00 18:38 Wed 15th Feb 2012
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kloofnek

What are GB and MB in my PC?

Could someone please explain to me about MB and GB in my PC. My laptop is 80 GB HDD...I assume that is hard drive. Now I have been having trouble playing games...wll suddenly freeze and go black. I am...
16:37 Wed 15th Feb 201220 answers, last by kloofnek 17:17 Sat 18th Feb 2012
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NoMercy

3 hours of surgery...

And no lurve for six weeks. You should have seen his face......
08:25 Wed 15th Feb 201255 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 13:55 Wed 15th Feb 2012
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waterboatman

Good morning early birds!

It's Wednesday morning and I've just been outside. It's really rather pleasant out. Haven't been able to say that for a while! Things are on the mend. Have a happy day everyone....
04:48 Wed 15th Feb 201233 answers, last by LochNessMonster 08:34 Wed 15th Feb 2012
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DTCwordfan

Valentine's Day Poems - Cornish Verse.

Heard in the local tonight, a Cornish Valentine's: "Roses are Red, Violets are Blue The flowers are so expensive Stolen daffodils for you" Let's see the verse, folks. I am surprised that the...
22:28 Tue 14th Feb 201241 answers, last by rowanwitch 09:03 Wed 15th Feb 2012
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joggerjayne

Rio Jaaa

As it's almost the weekend, I've opened a bottle of Rio Jaaa. Watcha having? x...
18:17 Tue 14th Feb 201232 answers, last by joggerjayne 22:47 Tue 14th Feb 2012
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HowardKennitby

The Chase (ITV)

I watch this when I can Tonight Chaser Mark Labbett(sp) was beaten in the final round by a single female contestant. I don't think he was pleased....
21:45 Tue 14th Feb 20127 answers, last by Tizzi24 07:59 Wed 15th Feb 2012
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Hopkirk

Qwerty Keyboards

Am I alone in thinking these are just plain stupid?
20:17 Tue 14th Feb 201229 answers, last by suechu 12:26 Wed 15th Feb 2012
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waterboatman

Good morning early birds!

It's Tuesday. A nice, mild morning again. The weather gurus tell us it will last too. Result! :o} Have a happy day everyone....
05:09 Tue 14th Feb 201261 answers, last by tenrec 09:25 Tue 14th Feb 2012
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JG1965

Want to add polystrene coving/cornices to my lounge but don't want to repaper can I place it on top of wallpaper

Can I put polystrene coving/cornices on top of wallpaper as wallpaper is fine so don't want to redecorate. Thanks in advance....
15:15 Mon 13th Feb 201212 answers, last by tenrec 18:26 Mon 13th Feb 2012
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Zhukov

"Sons of the Desert"

Picked up an interesting leaflet/flyer,in a favourite Pub in Aston,at the weekend. On the front page it read,"Welcome to the Laughing Gravy Tent of Birmingham".The info inside,was...
11:46 Mon 13th Feb 20121 answer, last by tenrec 18:22 Mon 13th Feb 2012
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msblocker3

a sexual battery case w/deadly weapon

a prostitute said my fiance rapped her while he had a gun to her head and beating her at the same time. she didnt show up to the first arraignment nor filed any papers and next court date is...
16:47 Mon 13th Feb 201212 answers, last by boxtops 19:19 Mon 13th Feb 2012
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tenrec

shorter joke!

What's brown and sticky? A stick....
21:35 Sun 12th Feb 201214 answers, last by peashaq 02:27 Tue 14th Feb 2012
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pierkisser

Why do I get SOOO tired at 2.30pm every day???

Despite being fairly active and getting a good night's sleep, why do I suddenly feel so tired mid-afternoon? It's a mystery and a bit annoying!
14:39 Sun 12th Feb 201219 answers, last by Hopkirk 12:34 Tue 14th Feb 2012
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4getmenot

:-O

Just woke up and everyone is saying Whitney has died. First Billy, then Pat, now this, poor Ricky and Bianca
16:43 Sun 12th Feb 20129 answers, last by Zeuhl 15:04 Mon 13th Feb 2012
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peashaq

Not really a Joke

After many years of a boundary dispute it was finally agreed that Josef's farm was in Poland and not in Russia. He didn't really care who he paid his taxes to but he was glad not having to face...
00:20 Sun 12th Feb 20121 answer, last by tenrec 16:37 Sun 12th Feb 2012

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