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Eve

Where do you draw the line?

Was just having a look on Ebay and found someone selling a used nosestud! Is it just me or would you buy something like that that has been used?...

ttfn

I have been a bit poorly lately and sleep has been hard to come by. During last night's wondering brainstorm (that's what I call it) it occurred to me that words with 2 u's, in the main, tend to bring...

TWR

Don't know where it went, but again.

If it's allowed, who's the biggest stirrer on here?

ttfn

I saw this and thought of ...

... someone here. Vindicated at last ♥ http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2238519/Facebook-bans-picture-woman-reclining-bathtub--shows-elbow.html...

fruitsalad

what with tv on the

blink and now washing machine leaving a little puddle on the floor after every wash I reckon its going to be an expensive crimbo

islasmum

Three Indian squaws...

There were three Indian squaws. One slept on a deer skin, one slept on an elk skin, and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant. The first two each had a baby boy. The one...

cupid04

See how far this goes again [part 3]

Anyone at all can join in. I'll start you with a song title or a lyric from a song and all you have to do is add one of your own that is connected to the last however tenuous that might be. Why does...

owdhamer

Good evening

Good evening all you lovely ladies on AB.

Ric.ror

What is so good about this country?

I thought I heard recently that in 2013 this country will experience a flood of migrants from other EU countries such as Bulgaria and Hungry Why do they choose to come here and not countres such as...

Myriad2112

Did you hear about the Gay magician?

... He vanished with a poof.

sandyRoe

The Rolling Stones...

They're getting on a bit. Do you think they might have a sip of Sanatogen before going out on stage now? 'Fortifies the over 40s', was its slogan....

bednobs

"special" shoes

hi, i have various problems with my feet due to arthritis, one of which being a bent up toe that rubs on the top of shoes. I don't have the ability to put anything on my toe to prevent the rubbing....

johntywino

OK.I,ll have a SECOND try!!!

She was standing in the kitchen preparing our usual soft boiled eggs on toast for breakfast. As I walked in,almost awake,she turned to me and said softly "You,ve got to make love to me this very...

marval

Nelson at Trafalgar 2012

Nelson: "Order the signal, Hardy." Hardy: "Aye, aye sir." Nelson: "Hold on, this isn't what I dictated to Flags. What's the meaning of this?" Hardy: "Sorry...

lankeela

Teddy Bears

A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around, he notices that her bedroom is completely...

moonraker558

Oap Sex

Two old age pensioners are having a 69. After 5 minutes he says "Sorry luv the smell’s too bad down there – I can’t carry on." "That’ll be my athritis" she...

bibblebub

Proof that students are idiots

http://www.guardian.co.uk/education/shortcuts/2012/nov/26/milking-udderly-bizarre-student-trend?intcmp=239 (as if the rest of didn't know this already)...

lidlicker

BLUETIT BOX

Every year we have a blue tit taking up residence in our box with a camera and we see the eggs and the chicks and watch them fledge. However, in the last week, we have a 'squatter' in our box ! a...

gollob

"Early Doors"

Just by luck i found a TV Sitcom called "Early Doors" which I found wonderfully funny. It stars among others Craig Cash who starred in "The Royale Family" and plays a similar type...

gness

Morning Owd

How is today for you? Song to sing: The pale moon was rising above the green mountain, The sun was declining beneath the blue sea. When I strayed with my love to the pure crystal fountain, That stands...

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