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The Tent pole...

John woke up one morning with an enormous erection so he turned over to his wife's side of the bed. His wife, Heather, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the...

ChillDoubt

Lying On My Deathbed...

I was instructing my lawyer on last-minute changes in my will. "I wish to leave everything I own, all stocks, bonds property, art, and money, to my wife." I said, "However, there is one...

joeluke

Frosty

I was in the pub late last night, when I said to my mate "I can see it being very frosty in the morning." "How do you know that?" he asked. "Simple really" I said....

moonraker558

No Hope.

After being married for several years to Moony, TTFN was growing more and more frustrated at Moony's lack of interest in sex. She wondered about ways to add some pizzazz to their relationship, and...

EcclesCake

Childhood Food memories......

Inspired by Sherrards corned beef pie like her gran used to make. I was wondering what foods you love and loathe from childhood. I loathe lamb stew (grey with slimy pearl barley) and shepherds/cottage...

Eve

Also fed up

Well, this week has been a bit of a revelation getting used to walking with a stick and attitudes (or ignorance!) towards people who do. Had some very frustrating moments in the week but yesterday was...

Ann

Dear Santa

Dear Santa, I would like a fat bank balance and a slim body ...... PLEASE don't get them mixed up like you did last year!

trt

Try This, its clever.........

Watch it snow outside your house, dont forget your post-code, It worked for me http://www.pusher.com.au/clients/pusher-christmas-2012...

NoMercy

I really like...

All the people on here. Such a vast array of character with their funny stories, witty replies, thought provoking opinions and kind words when you're feeling blue. I do sometimes feel quite privileged...

Jemisa

Tips for OAPs

Lovemaking Tips For OAPs ............................................. ............................................ 1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed. 2. Set timer...

mrsmaveric

has anyone said anything nice to you today??

or horrible??..or being rude to you??

wolf63

happy st andrew's day

Happy St Andrew's day to all - and to one of you in particular. xx...

MissCommando

Talk about put you off . . .

My sister was shopping in the supermarket yesterday paying at the do it yourself thing and felt like someone was watching her. She had the feeling this bloke was staring at her. Anyway he went and a...

JMR27

Senior Moments

A friend sent me this by e-mail - thought you might like it

lightbulb247

LONG TIME, NO SEE!

so what have i missed?

Meg888

The purpose of a primer (make-up)

What exactly do they do / claim to and are they worth paying extra for a decent one?

Mamyalynne

♫ Happy Birthday Excelsior-1 ♫

That as chosen by Sibton ♥

rockyracoon

Movember

Can't wait or this month to be over, all these dodgy taches are giving me the creeps. Michael Owen is on a Sky Sports 2 and looks flippin ridiculous. Any of you gents on here growing one, what does...

dotty.

Is it really virtually impossible to break a toe?

My clever line manager commented on my broken toe absence back in july/august and said, 'it wasn't broken it was sprained, the sick note said sprained on it'. Now, unbeknown to him I always keep...

gness

When my first husband and I divorced....

thirty five years ago I remained friendly with his parents and relatives. I remarried and moved to Canada and ex's parents and favourite Aunt visited me, their grandson from my first marriage and my...

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