I'll start....The Jovian Moon IO is so close to Jupiter that it has tides in rock. The moon is continually stretched into an Oviod and thus the friction causes lots of volcanoes.
https://news.sky.com/story/uk-politics-sunak-starmer-general-election-labour-tories-budget-politics-hub-12593360 Are these Labour eejits for real? Do they seriously think they can wish an election... ...