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Suddenly, the same thing has happened to my main laptop, even though I didn't get a message about configuring Windows. Can I stop configuring Windows? Can I delete any Windows configurations... ...

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Station Name Quiz

Hi all, Stuck on two questions. Answers are railway stations. 1. Vito Corleone on wheels 2. Author JR takes a dip. Thanks in advance

Rondy

A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said, "Can you please help me, I don't know what Hole I'm on." She told him "You are one hole behind...

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i decided to form a band called the 999 Megabytes... We haven't had a Gig yet. ___ "Your underwear is much too tight and revealing," I said to my wife. She replied, "Wear your own then." ___ My boss...

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The Pope

The Pope was having a shower. Although he's very strict about celibacy, he occasionally felt he needed to exercise the papal wrist, and this happened to be one of those occasions. Just as he reached...

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Underwent neck surgery last year. I haven't looked back since. ___ People who say, "you know what I mean" a lot, are relying far too heavily on my mind reading skills. ___ My wife tells me I can be an...

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Or What?

A man goes to his doctor and tells him that his wife hasn't had sex with him for 6 months: The doctor tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her. So the wife comes into the doctors...

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I lost in the final of the UK Crossword Championship… Gutted isn't the word! ___ Peach is one of my least favourite flavours, but I'm very careful how I express this in case I am accused of "Hates...

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Supermarket

I asked one of those supermarket workers filling the shelves where the tinned peaches were. She said, "I'll see." then walked off. So I then asked another lad working on the shelves and he said "I'll...

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I went to the doctors about my blocked ear. He said, "What ear is it?" I said, "Two thousand and twenty three." ___ I was addicted to Nesquik for 10 years then decided to go cold turkey. Haven't had...

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A computer has just matched me up with what it says is my perfect match. A steak and ale pie......... ___ I went to the supermarket helpdesk and said to the assistant, "I've just bought some...

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I've just finished converting my van to electric. I swapped the diesel engine for the motor from a washing machine. It wouldn't start at first, until I realised I hadn't shut the door properly! Then I...

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Chinese Takeaway

I popped into the Chinese takeaway last night, the old boy on his own took my order and went into the kitchen to get it started, he then came back and said, what you do for a rivin? Rivin? I asked....

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I asked the girl in B&Q, “What’s best for greasy ovens?” She replied, “Ammonia cleaner.” “Oh sorry,” I said, “I thought you worked here." ___ I saw an advert for a coffin, I thought well that's the...

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Dad Joke Of The Day

I once ran a marathon in Sweden. I knew I was lost when I crossed the Finnish line....

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Jigsaw Location - Hope This Is In The Correct Section

Hi all, My girlfriend is currently doing a jigsaw entitled 'Driving the Dales'. The picture shows a pub called the Bay Horse on the left, 3 classic cars parked outside whilst people have a beer, what...

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Twitter - You Might Like

Hi All, I'm on twitter and I'm suddenly being bombarded with tweets beginning 'You might like'. Not only don't I want these, but some of them are pornographic. I've looked on the help pages but can't...

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Fao Buenchico

I recently asked for advice about my PC freezing after windows update. I followed your detailed advice using the "command prompt" system. Computer took some time to go through all files and eventually...

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Access To Ebay Account

Hi all, I hope this is in the correct category. I have an account with ebay. I have 100% positive feedback, both buying and selling, with over 700 transactions. A fortnight ago, I had to enter a...

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The Prince

A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year. If he didn’t speak for two years, the following year he could speak two words and so on. One day, he fell in love with a...

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Further To My Search Box Question

Station Name Quiz

Friendly Golfers

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The Pope

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Or What?

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Supermarket

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Chinese Takeaway

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Dad Joke Of The Day

Jigsaw Location - Hope This Is In The Correct Section

Twitter - You Might Like

Fao Buenchico

Access To Ebay Account

The Prince

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