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Creationists

Can anyone help with the following question? What is the Creationists opinion on why fossils exists? Thank you

My marriage ended amicably tonight after 10 and a half years. He wanted this for months; I had to learn to accept it over the last few weeks. When does the pain go away? I haven't even told the kids...

dragonrain05

Volcanoes

Most lava that forms on the earth's surface goes unnoticed and unobserved. Why does this happen?

her tusky

hello all you nice people.

I am so glad that you have brought my chatterbank site back. I have missed you all so much and it is nice to see most of you back,especially my litle whiffey He bought me a boxer chocolates last...

herbie

Driving Test

I put a post on a couple of months ago regarding my driving instructer always being on the phone during lessons and that he wouldent take me on the busy routes which is why i kept failing on my spped...

oldgrape

good bye will miss you

ex mr grape is taking tv and computer 2morw so won't be on here 4 sometime and its going 2 take about a month b4 i can afford a tv 4 my son to watch and about 6 months b4 i can get a pc so i wish you...

Beads

VILLAGE VICAR - please don't go!

Your answers are great!

springbulb81

no insurance

I was recently stopped on the road doing 80mph in a 30 zone. I have no insurance, tax or M.O.T. I passed my test 6 moths ago and bought a cheap car but could not afford to buy any of these things. I...

dustbin lid

where...

have all of wizards jokes gone?

vehelpfulguy

Joke

Man comes home early from work, goes upstairs and finds his wife on the bed in her underwear. She is breathing heavily. She says she is having a heart attack. He rushes downstairs to phone for an...

spoodle

Going for a pint..

Two pieces of string go into the White Horse pub, two pints of lager please? barman says 'sorry we don't serve string in here' , they go out rejected, 'I ain't having that' says one, he ties himself...

Richie1976

Office crush

Fella fancies a girl in his office, but she has a boyfriend. He approaches her anyway & offers her ?1000 if she will have sex with him. 'I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend over & I'll be...

baileybird

My 12 year old daughter

My 12 year old daughter has today started on a 4 month agressive form of treatment for chronic acne. the poor love has been on antibiotics for 2 years but no improvement and has to start a drug called...

lagunabeach

What is the phones 4 u ad all about?

The one with the weird octopus guy and the woman hiding behind the candy floss? I really don't understand it at all lol.

codger66

british drinking rule

A Polish guy drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Poland our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink...

velvet lady

why do i have two huge mouth ulcers?

i know i`m horrid, so perhaps my badness coming out to get me, but its making me feel really maudley and tired!! any ideas? nice ones for a poorly velvet lady, or perhaps some abuse? (XXXO)