I think I've see it all now! My flabber is gasted! Saw an ad today saying that for £10 an hour, someone will cuddle you, bringing wellbeing ect. Well we are a very cuddly family and I love the hugs...
I have just had a shower and could not face blow drying my hair so I've stuck some curlers in!
It gave Mr T quite a shock when I walked into the sitting room :-)...
Since my wife left, I've bought a motorcycle, drugs and am currently in bed with two prostitutes.
She's going to kill me when she comes home from work....
I just got home from seeing my doctor.
I tried to tell him I'm suffering from schizophernia.
But he didn't listen.
Sometimes I feel like I'm talking to myself!...
Im back a bit b4 I thought I would be.... been viewing a few (music) You Tube vids from back in the day. Weird how a few tunes can bring back so many memories. Everything from ecstatic to suicidal...
. . . . Just found out we are out to Dinner tonight, we are going to the Whitstable Oyster House, our favourite Eatery. Nat and myself will be in Saris, Mrs B will be putting our hair up for us, she...
1. I had a great night out with friends from work last night. Lovely Italian restaurant. Lots of laughs. Just what I needed. 2. OH is taking me out for the day. We're thinking somewhere in...
I went to a restaurant that served endangered species and ordered a Panda steak. The waiter asked, “How would you like that sir?” I said, “Rare.” I called the reception at the dentist to...
I don't think the percentage of black news readers accurately reflects the percentage of black people in the country. Do you think we are getting diversity shoved down our throats? Putting the news on...
Walking past the university this afternoon a young man approached me and said he and a group of friends were conducting an experiment. He asked if I'd accept a £2 coin. I said I would and told him...
A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70s), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUSTN’T RUN...