The great airman was giving a talk at an upmarket girl’s school about his time as a pilot in the Second World War. “So there were two of the ***ers behind me, three ***ers to my right, another...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6037179/Is-autistic-boy-seven-Joel-Urhie-killed-arson-attack-Deptford-victim-gang-violence.html Such a sad story, and yet another innocent young lad dies, a...
I told a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs. "Go on" she said, "Try then" After about thirty seconds of fondling she lost patience and...
I wonder how we are still alive. Just watched Greg Wallaces In the Factory. This was set in a frozen fish factory. They were talking about defrosting food. They say the rule is to defrost it in the...
I was looking for something else - but found this old chestnut instead - posted several times before - it still made me chuckle : A small boy has a school homework question to answer, so he asks his...
My mate set me up on a blind date. He said, "She's a lovely girl, but there's something you should know... She's expecting a baby." I felt like a right idiot waiting in the pub wearing nothing but a...
I know that you have been feeling as poorly as I have in this debilitating heat. I just wanted to let you know that I bought some O.R.S hydration tablets form Boots and, having already taken six, feel...
Michael Morpurgo argues it's time to think again over Brexit. "It is surely time to accept that we have made a mistake", he writes, "that whichever way we voted, things are not turning out the way we...
I have just got home and found my wife waiting for me in just knee-high leather boots and a tiny g-string. Needless to say I’m going to be busy all afternoon, it will take me ages to retune my...
My blonde wife’s car got stolen while she was out the other day.
I said ,“Were you able to see what the guy looked like?”
She replied, “No, but I got the license plate number!”...