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marval
I think I might have gone a bit overboard with the vinegar on my chips last night. The casino owner didn’t seem too happy....
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Bazile
........"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!" ''You're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat '' "Infamy...Infamy.....they've all got it in for me!", Your Turn...
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Tilly2
About an hour ago, I fell backwards and landed on my bottom. I won't go into details as to how I did it. The thud, as I fell, knocked me sick but I didn't actually vomit. I didn't bang my head. I...
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Voltage
Sometimes I hide my wife's inhaler... The neighbours think I'm a stud when they hear her panting heavily "give it to me!"...
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lankeela
who stole my anti-depressants - well I hope you are happy now.
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Gromit
// Far-right activist Tommy Robinson has been bailed after partly winning an appeal against a finding of contempt of court, which he admitted. Robinson, 35, of Bedfordshire, received a 13-month jail...
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pumpjack
now my s5 is going off itself, i notice it is very hot when charging even today i used another battery, still very hot. .. well now its on the blink with a mind of its own. im supposing get a new one...
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murraymints
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93iq9Hwww-c Many many happies dearest friend xxx......
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Voltage
The other day I held a seminar on how to withhold orgasms. what a waste of my time.... Nobody came....
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Voltage
Guys, be careful. there is a new scam going on. Two girls ......one comes to you and has sex with you whilst the other one steals all of your money. I have been robbed 13 times, so stay safe...
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jennyjoan
Am looking for tin of either Roses, Quality Street whatever in a big tin. Anywhere I can buy these. Thanks
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sigridenjuriya
Vital X9 Not with standing, grasped that the promoter of the element and the one in rate of unfold of the aspect goes by means of a comparable call, Intense X. There is but no touch purposes of...
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queenofmean
I have Clinic today. Not really looking forward to it. They’ll want bloods but they usually give up as they can’t get me to bleed (isn’t the first time I’ve been accused of not sharing) I...
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fender62
not enough information yet, not bbc so far, i wonder if the driver was headed here with his bomb or was he going to set it off on the ferry?...
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marval
I got a job at Asda today, on the fish counter. I knew I Haddock in me. I told my wife that I got a new job as a puppeteer “How on earth did you do that?” she asked “I had to pull a few...
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Voltage
I bought a battery powered clock today. When I got home, I noticed that they had given me the wrong one. I thought "This is a wind up!"...
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maggiebee
Anyone else feeling the cold.? For the first time in months I've put my heating on. Maybe just the contrast from the scorching heat recently?
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ethandron
If you were making a ploughman’s lunch at home, what would you personally put in it? I know they vary from pub to pub, I’m looking for ideas for doing one myself that’s maybe a bit different,...
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Eleena
Do you have stress in your life?

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