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marval

I Think

I think I might have gone a bit overboard with the vinegar on my chips last night. The casino owner didn’t seem too happy....
19:08 Thu 02nd Aug 20184 answers, last by Voltage 19:52 Thu 02nd Aug 2018
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Bazile

''do You Expect Me To Talk ?''.... ....

........"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!" ''You're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat '' "Infamy...Infamy.....they've all got it in for me!", Your Turn...
11:31 Thu 02nd Aug 201896 answers, last by puzzled54 08:48 Mon 06th Aug 2018
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Tilly2

I Felt Such A Fool

About an hour ago, I fell backwards and landed on my bottom. I won't go into details as to how I did it. The thud, as I fell, knocked me sick but I didn't actually vomit. I didn't bang my head. I...
17:23 Thu 02nd Aug 201839 answers, last by Tilly2 07:53 Fri 03rd Aug 2018
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Voltage

My Wife's Inhaler...!

Sometimes I hide my wife's inhaler... The neighbours think I'm a stud when they hear her panting heavily "give it to me!"...
11:12 Thu 02nd Aug 20184 answers, last by Voltage 19:02 Thu 02nd Aug 2018
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lankeela

To The Thieving Scumbag

who stole my anti-depressants - well I hope you are happy now.
16:17 Thu 02nd Aug 201812 answers, last by nailit 19:03 Thu 02nd Aug 2018
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Gromit

Robinson Wins Appeal

// Far-right activist Tommy Robinson has been bailed after partly winning an appeal against a finding of contempt of court, which he admitted. Robinson, 35, of Bedfordshire, received a 13-month jail...
10:45 Wed 01st Aug 2018201 answers, last by Khandro 11:10 Sat 04th Aug 2018
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pumpjack

Samsung S5 Heating Up When Charging...its On The Blink

now my s5 is going off itself, i notice it is very hot when charging even today i used another battery, still very hot. .. well now its on the blink with a mind of its own. im supposing get a new one...
09:42 Thu 02nd Aug 20186 answers, last by mccfluff 11:13 Fri 03rd Aug 2018
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murraymints

Happy Birthday Dtcwordfan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93iq9Hwww-c Many many happies dearest friend xxx......
06:01 Thu 02nd Aug 201835 answers, last by Caran 23:25 Thu 02nd Aug 2018
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Voltage

I Held A Seminar On......

The other day I held a seminar on how to withhold orgasms. what a waste of my time.... Nobody came....
09:47 Wed 01st Aug 20189 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:41 Wed 01st Aug 2018
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Voltage

New Sex Scam...beware!

Guys, be careful. there is a new scam going on. Two girls ......one comes to you and has sex with you whilst the other one steals all of your money. I have been robbed 13 times, so stay safe...
09:57 Wed 01st Aug 20183 answers, last by Voltage 20:33 Wed 01st Aug 2018
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jennyjoan

Tin Of Sweets

Am looking for tin of either Roses, Quality Street whatever in a big tin. Anywhere I can buy these. Thanks
10:49 Wed 01st Aug 20187 answers, last by jennyjoan 16:15 Wed 01st Aug 2018
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sigridenjuriya

Help Deliver Customers A Lift Via And Large Sexual Limit

Vital X9 Not with standing, grasped that the promoter of the element and the one in rate of unfold of the aspect goes by means of a comparable call, Intense X. There is but no touch purposes of...
12:44 Wed 01st Aug 20181 answer, last by Voltage 12:46 Wed 01st Aug 2018
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sandyRoe

Is There Another Day Of The Year When So Many Abers Celebrate Their...

...birthdays?
11:53 Wed 01st Aug 201821 answers, last by Baldric 21:06 Wed 01st Aug 2018
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queenofmean

Yikes

I have Clinic today. Not really looking forward to it. They’ll want bloods but they usually give up as they can’t get me to bleed (isn’t the first time I’ve been accused of not sharing) I...
09:26 Wed 01st Aug 201819 answers, last by jennyjoan 17:33 Wed 01st Aug 2018
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fender62

Calais Explosive Device

not enough information yet, not bbc so far, i wonder if the driver was headed here with his bomb or was he going to set it off on the ferry?...
16:58 Tue 31st Jul 2018109 answers, last by naomi24 13:36 Thu 02nd Aug 2018
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marval

New Job

I got a job at Asda today, on the fish counter. I knew I Haddock in me. I told my wife that I got a new job as a puppeteer “How on earth did you do that?” she asked “I had to pull a few...
22:22 Tue 31st Jul 201811 answers, last by Shaglene 19:32 Wed 01st Aug 2018
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Voltage

New Clock....!

I bought a battery powered clock today. When I got home, I noticed that they had given me the wrong one. I thought "This is a wind up!"...
16:09 Tue 31st Jul 201813 answers, last by Voltage 00:03 Wed 01st Aug 2018
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maggiebee

Cold?

Anyone else feeling the cold.? For the first time in months I've put my heating on. Maybe just the contrast from the scorching heat recently?
18:55 Tue 31st Jul 201822 answers, last by jourdain2 21:13 Tue 31st Jul 2018
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ethandron

Ploughman’S Lunch

If you were making a ploughman’s lunch at home, what would you personally put in it? I know they vary from pub to pub, I’m looking for ideas for doing one myself that’s maybe a bit different,...
20:02 Tue 31st Jul 201846 answers, last by tiggerblue10 20:14 Fri 03rd Aug 2018
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Eleena

How Stressed Is Your Life Right Now?

Do you have stress in your life?
16:32 Tue 31st Jul 201872 answers, last by waterboatman 05:40 Wed 01st Aug 2018

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