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3 Quickies...............

What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead while I give these two a lift! Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way. Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked...

andy-hughes

Things That Make You Cry ...

I don't cry often, but like anyone, something can just catch me ... I was chatting with my youngest daughter on the phone last night, and she works as a TA in an inner-city school, so deprivation is...

chrissa1

Have You Ever Wished You’D Said Something?

Have you ever been in the situation where you only realised that you should have said something but, didn’t think about it until minutes afterwards? It was my day to pick my two little...

Togo

Cheltenham Festival 2018

It is that time of the year again, when the greatest National Hunt meeting takes place in the UK. It seems like 5 minutes since last year and looks like being another cracker. If any of you are...

EcclesCake

What’S For Supper This Evening?

Just to irritate those who find find these threads banal. What will you be eat8ng this evening? I’m having a spicy Thai noodle soup followed by fresh pineapple.. FYI dissenters a good number of...

anotheoldgit

Looking Back In Time.

Any other old white man, noticed that their freedom of speech and the other priorities that they once enjoyed as a native Englishman, have now diminished from those that they once enjoyed during the...

dave50

Should There Be A Non Pc Tv Channel?

Someone should set up a new TV channel which is not afraid to show TV shows from the past that are now considered 'offensive' such as Love the Neighbour, It aint half hot mum, Black and White Minstrel...

Voltage

Mum’S Sister!

What do you call your mum’s angry French sister? A Croissaunt....

anthro-nerd

Do You Celebrate Easter Even If You're Not Christian?

Easter is a bigger deal in the Christian calendar than Christmas... but how many of you still celebrate it even if you're not religiously inclined? By celebrate I mean anything from having the family...

johnwatt

Inspirational Quotes

Inspirational quotes for life?

maggiebee

Question

Have just read through all 49 replies to a question about favourite films. My question is - how many people actually read through all the replies to these posts and how many are just happy to get...

Buenchico

Sometimes . . .

. . . the conjunction of thread titles in 'Latest Posts' makes me smile. http://upl.co/uploads/Threads1520861045.jpg ;-)...

Voltage

Fabric Conditioner.

I’ve developed a taste for fabric conditioner. My doctor says I’m fine, I’ve just been comfort eating....

marval

I Joined

I joined three golf clubs today. Now I can practice my putting in the garden from the upstairs bedroom window. I was milking some cows today. I got most of their money before they noticed the cards...

Jahulaye

Jamie Carragher

I think I just saw Jamie Carragher in Weatherspoons.... If not,it must have been his spitting image....

Bathsheba

Pampers Nappy Pants

Am not going to post a video for the obvious reasons, but I can't be the only person to think the TV advert for this is inappropriate towards the end when a finger is shown running around the inside...

marval

Auntie Anne

When I was younger one of my teeth fell out while my Auntie Anne was babysitting for me. She noticed I had placed my tooth under my pillow along with a spliff. She said, “I don’t think the tooth...

Barmaid

Moving House Essentials

Count down begins. I am living in box and packing tape hell. Get the keys at the weekend - my friend and I will be over at the new place to give it the once over and put up curtains etc prior to me...

Patsy33

Naked Woman

A naked women robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face!....

Shaglene

The Phone Call............

A woman and a man are lying in bed next to each other when her phone rings. She picks up, the man looks over at her and listens. She is speaking in a cheery voice, "Hi, I'm so glad you called. Really?...

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