1. OH is out tonight. I like "me" time. 2. All the snow has cleared from our street. 3. I thought I'd be cooking tomorrow but I've been promised a takeaway instead. 4. It's Mother's Day on Sunday and...
A man walks into a library and asks for a book on how to be rude to customers.
The librarian says, “Kindly eff off, Sir, I’m only halfway through the first chapter myself.”...
My dr suspects that I am suffering from this and has taken a whole heap of bloods to confirm it. Does anyone know the long term effect of malnutrition and what the treatment is. TBH I was a bit...
My wife came home from work to find me sitting watching the football.. "I've decided I'm leaving you, all you do is talk about football you think about nothing else," she said. "I'm also seeing...
Has religion been a good thing for humanity? It's comforted people when they've most needed it. It's helped people overcome fears and limitations. It helps people stay 'focused' and 'on track'. It's...
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Hello, I was given a crossword shared by another member. I am really enjoying it, however, I've been stuck on one for a while. This may be due to another answer being wrong. Part of human body between...
I am in need of a proper good rant. 1) Mr BM's 83 y/o father has had a number of falls over the last few weeks. Doctor has not attended once despite saying they would. STB FIL is now in hospital. 2) a...
My neighbours do this and it drives me mad! We live at the end of a terrace street, I rarely have a problem parking right outside my front door, but whenever the neighbours go out they make a point of...
Thursday. Some rain during the night. Yesterday was warm enough to go out the back without a jacket for a short while. If this keeps up the barbie will be coming out of the shed. Roll on summer!...
A flyer through the door announcing the opening next week of our shiny new Aldi - on the very Southern edge of Corby - slightly nearer than the existing store in Kett and a much nicer journey too :+)...
I lend people money if they agree to be my friend. I’m a bit of a loaner. Where do South African rugby players keep their Slinkys? The Spring Box. What did the octagenarian pirate say on his...
One day a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw a guy eating grass. He told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, “Why are you eating grass?” The man replied, “I’m so poor, I...
