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I Said To My Wife

"Women are terrible with directions, aren't they?" I said to my wife in the car. "I don't really know where you're going with this." she replied....
11:07 Fri 02nd Mar 20185 answers, last by Shaglene 19:55 Fri 02nd Mar 2018
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Patsy33

Dreams

Hope they don't come true. I dreamt last night that Russia cut a lot of our gas supplies!... Have you had any strange dreams lately?......
14:02 Thu 01st Mar 201861 answers, last by Patsy33 19:02 Fri 02nd Mar 2018
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EDDIE51

Willy Size?

So is it true about 'Afro Caribbean' men or are Chinese men 'too small'? http://www.scmp.com/news/china/society/article/2135243/chinese-made-condoms-too-small-zimbabwes-health-minister...
21:17 Thu 01st Mar 201866 answers, last by tonyav 23:50 Fri 02nd Mar 2018
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Chipchopper

Snow People

I heard one snowman say to another "can you smell carrots?" The other replied "I duno, I got enough trouble with these lumps of coal in my bloody eyes"...
17:37 Thu 01st Mar 20185 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:41 Thu 01st Mar 2018
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Voltage

Wrote A Play!

Wrote a play about weather, we had 5 actors dressed as clouds for the rehearsal. On opening night 6 clouds turned up.. It was overcast!...
18:11 Thu 01st Mar 201813 answers, last by jno 20:33 Thu 01st Mar 2018
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Voltage

At The Supermarket

I bought a massive fish from the supermarket today, and when I got home I found out that all its insides were missing. Gutted....
10:00 Thu 01st Mar 201813 answers, last by Voltage 18:04 Thu 01st Mar 2018
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Shaglene

Nice Dog...........

The lady said to the boy, "That's a nice dog you have. What do you call it?" The boy, "Anything I like. Its deaf."...
16:43 Thu 01st Mar 201811 answers, last by zabado 21:22 Thu 01st Mar 2018
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Lisa888

Answers Are All “On The Atlas”

Example: No ham, here, so get back for it........ Mahon 1. Found in a fun challenge 2. She got the “low down” first 3. I’ve mingled with the grand 4. Have a kip, with the French 5. My French,...
16:54 Thu 01st Mar 201831 answers, last by Lisa888 02:05 Sun 04th Mar 2018
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Shaglene

The Big Drum.................

The Salvation Army band was marching down the road. When they came to the 'T' junction at the bottom of the hill the band turned to the left. The man with the big drum went to other way, turning...
16:41 Thu 01st Mar 20186 answers, last by maggiebee 16:40 Sat 03rd Mar 2018
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Jackdaw33

1St March Today

Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus i bawb yng Nghymru. (Happy St David’s Day to all in Wales)...
01:05 Thu 01st Mar 201819 answers, last by Voltage 16:30 Thu 01st Mar 2018
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Patsy33

The Man

The man who invented the zip fastener was today honoured with a lifetime peerage. He'll now be known as the Lord of the Flies....
13:01 Thu 01st Mar 20185 answers, last by Garaman 14:11 Thu 01st Mar 2018
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murraymints

Happy Birthday Pixie

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=inS9gAgSENE Happy happy birthday dear friend xx...
07:06 Thu 01st Mar 201828 answers, last by pixie374 21:15 Thu 01st Mar 2018
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Voltage

What Do You Call?

What do you call two blokes sitting on top of a window? Kurt and Rod...
22:09 Wed 28th Feb 201815 answers, last by Tilly2 22:23 Wed 28th Feb 2018
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Voltage

Fa Cup Spurs V Rochdale

Watching the game what a farce with this Var system ..taking forever to make decisions totally spoiling the game for me...
21:20 Wed 28th Feb 201824 answers, last by Tilly2 22:45 Wed 28th Feb 2018
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Voltage

Since The Snow Came!

Since the snow came all the wife has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in....
19:10 Wed 28th Feb 201823 answers, last by DTCwordfan 21:09 Wed 28th Feb 2018
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Patsy33

Brass Instrument

I got a brass instrument for my birthday, but it's still in it's box, I'm not one to blow my own trumpet....
19:47 Wed 28th Feb 20186 answers, last by Shaglene 16:31 Thu 01st Mar 2018
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DTCwordfan

Mikey Update

Just spoken to the family - as some of us thought, things are in limbo as they need the coroner's examination - despite Mikey's heart consultant having paperwork to the state of his plumbing........
15:57 Wed 28th Feb 201859 answers, last by ABSpareEditor 22:20 Thu 01st Mar 2018
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Voltage

Live Weather Map

im sure it was tilly a month ago or so talked about a weather site she used anyone remember what it was please
21:59 Tue 27th Feb 201811 answers, last by Mamyalynne 02:08 Wed 28th Feb 2018
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Patsy33

Some People

Some people think there are insects on the Moon, they’re Lunar tics....
20:17 Tue 27th Feb 201811 answers, last by weecalf 23:14 Tue 27th Feb 2018
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Barmaid

What's Tingling Your Tastebuds Today?

I've decided to pack up early. Sadly it is freezer roulette for me for tonight. But I am cooking braised steak au poivre, boulangere spuds and a red velvet cake for us for tomorrow (I have a long and...
18:00 Tue 27th Feb 201844 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:48 Tue 27th Feb 2018

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