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Voltage

Mind The Ice!

Never mind the ice, I've just slipped on the floor in the local library.. I was in the non-friction section....
18:51 Tue 27th Feb 201812 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:15 Wed 28th Feb 2018
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Voltage

Weather

I think we're in for a bad spell of wether.
07:33 Tue 27th Feb 20187 answers, last by Voltage 18:48 Tue 27th Feb 2018
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ToraToraTora

What Is The Wee Un On Aboot?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-politics-43209765/nicola-sturgeon-rejects-offer-in-brexit-devolution-row Can someone tell wee jimmy that Westminster does not need the Scottish "parliament"'s approval....
11:57 Tue 27th Feb 201818 answers, last by Hopkirk 18:49 Tue 27th Feb 2018
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rockyracoon

Answerbankers

If you join the new Answerbankers Facebook page, can your friends see? Can they see any posts that you write or comment on? I don't want anyone on my friends list knowing about AB....
09:47 Tue 27th Feb 201869 answers, last by Hazi-Hammenuhoth 15:44 Tue 27th Feb 2018
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marval

What Is Wrong?

Quasimodo went to see Dr Sqad Dr Sqad, after examining him, says, "I think there's something wrong with your back." Quasimodo says, "What makes you say that?" He replies, "Oh, it's just a hunch."...
19:25 Mon 26th Feb 20186 answers, last by Shaglene 16:42 Tue 27th Feb 2018
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Shaglene

Three Words..............

A 71 year old man is having a drink in a bar. Suddenly a gorgeous 19 year old girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so attractive that he just can’t take his eyes off her. After a...
16:48 Mon 26th Feb 20188 answers, last by Patsy33 19:33 Mon 26th Feb 2018
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Shaglene

The Dance.............

A Sailor with a wooden eye went to a dance. At the dance there also a woman with a peg leg. With both of them being disabled no one wanted to dance with them. Knowing that only the peg-legged woman...
17:10 Mon 26th Feb 20187 answers, last by Ken4155 18:45 Mon 26th Feb 2018
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maggiebee

Snow

Well, it was forecast but I was still a bit surprised to waken to a winter wonderland this morning. Sure it won't lie for very long, but apparently more is on it's way. Thermals to the ready again.
11:29 Mon 26th Feb 201812 answers, last by dustypuss 12:47 Mon 26th Feb 2018
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Chipchopper

New Hat

Just got a new hat for my wife.....best darn trade I ever made!
10:45 Mon 26th Feb 20186 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:42 Tue 27th Feb 2018
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maggiebee

Drink?

Gave this lassie a drink of my lemonade last night and she actually fell in love with me man. Schwepped her right off her feet....
12:09 Sun 25th Feb 20186 answers, last by Voltage 19:27 Sun 25th Feb 2018
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DTCwordfan

Dreadful News - Warning

Have just had a call from Mikey's sister - and appalling news - unfortunately, he has passed away and at a relatively young age (well under 65), a massive heart attack as I understand. Mikey was...
20:27 Tue 20th Feb 2018297 answers, last by Ellipsis 12:30 Tue 27th Feb 2018
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sandyrocky

What Would You Do?

imagine,when you wake up on a happy morning and you suddenly spot a tarantula on your wrist and you have no one around you to save you what will you do?...
18:49 Sun 18th Feb 201815 answers, last by douglas9401 22:42 Sun 18th Feb 2018
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Jahulaye

Fish Balls In A Can

I can remember buying these a few years ago and have googled but can’t find them. One contender was Kelmans but there is no image for me to certify these were the ones. I think the ones I was...
01:53 Sun 18th Feb 20187 answers, last by Voltage 16:51 Sun 18th Feb 2018
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mikey4444

Ukip Members Voted To Sack Embattled Leader Henry Bolton

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-43098646 Is there anybody that is even slightly surprised by this ?...
18:13 Sat 17th Feb 201852 answers, last by ludwig 17:26 Mon 19th Feb 2018
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Voltage

Wearing Black!

"Black really is slimming on you, you've never looked sexier!" I assured the missus... "Turn the light back on you idiot!" she replied...
10:26 Sat 17th Feb 20185 answers, last by Shaglene 18:26 Sat 17th Feb 2018
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Zacs-Master

Intelligence Of A Bank Manager

If a bank manager had the intelligence of a potato, what vegetable would subordinate staff be?
11:27 Sat 17th Feb 20187 answers, last by Spicerack 11:54 Sat 17th Feb 2018
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Chipchopper

Farmers

Why do they always put the gate in the muddiest part of the field ?
21:07 Fri 16th Feb 201818 answers, last by Patsy33 11:10 Sat 17th Feb 2018
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spathiphyllum

When Were Potato Smiles First Sold?

I can't find this information on the Mccain website or any other google search link, any help? Better yet... do any of you older generation remember them when you were younger? Or remember if you ever...
16:31 Fri 16th Feb 201830 answers, last by wolf63 14:23 Sat 17th Feb 2018
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naomi24

Jeremy Corbyn ‘Can’T Be Trusted’ After Czech Spy Revelations, Says Tory Minister Gavin Williamson

//The furore erupted after The Sun newspaper revealed documents from a Soviet-era archive that described the meetings and revealed the future Labour leader was known to the Czechs under the codename...
09:24 Fri 16th Feb 201855 answers, last by sevenOP 21:47 Wed 14th Mar 2018
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spathiphyllum

What Is The Best Diet For A Human?

A little bit of absolutely everything? Not a lot of a certain thing? Meat? No Meat? Processed goods? We can't all have allotments and grow our own veggies, and even if we do, then we can't grow enough...
11:38 Fri 16th Feb 201835 answers, last by jambutty 18:26 Sat 17th Feb 2018

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