As I entered the living room, in my shiny new suit, to show it off. I heard my wife say "wow you're a vision!" I replied "oh its just a little something that I threw on". "No not you" she said...
Last night a Chinese guy came into my favourite bar and sat next to me I asked him if he knew Kung Fu or some other martial art. He said ''No - Why do you ask me that - Is it just because I’m...
I went to the doctor the other day .
He said ''i need you to do a sample ''
''Can you fill that bottle over there on the window ''
'' What !! ? - From here ? '' - i replied...
Please send me details about cheap milk as I am stagnant. Dear milkman I have just had a baby, please leave another one. Please leave an extra pint of paralysed milk. Milk is needed for the baby....
Contractions started more or less as soon as waters were broken last night. Very painful and I was on gas and air almost constantly. I had an epidural and syntocinon was commenced and I drifted off to...
I’ve bought a reconditioned printer from EBay. Absolutely fine. I need to get some new cartridges for it - colour, and also black. What’s the best value ones? The printer is an HP Deskjet 3636,...
1. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow. 2. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off. 3. I wish to complain that my father twisted his ankle very badly...