Donate SIGN UP

Voltage

1081 to 1100 of 1741

First Previous 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 Next Last

Avatar Image
marval

Show

Two gardeners have entered their potatoes in a vegetable show. One is declared the winner and swaggers over to boast of his success to the other gardener. “Not surprised I won, to be honest,” he...
17:51 Sat 03rd Feb 20184 answers, last by Shaglene 14:22 Sun 04th Feb 2018
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Names For Tribute Bands.

I'll start with a couple.. Fake That. Proxy Music The Rolling Clones.....
17:03 Sat 03rd Feb 201896 answers, last by beso 12:27 Mon 05th Feb 2018
Avatar Image
fourteen85

Jaffa Cakes

When did the packets reduce to 10 from 12? Conned again
16:10 Sat 03rd Feb 201823 answers, last by mymedistore3600 11:51 Wed 07th Feb 2018
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Successful Marriage.

The secret to our long & successful marriage is that we go out to a fancy restaurant twice a week. Have cosy candle -lit dinners, dancing, music, watch a romantic film.. I go on a Tuesday and he goes...
12:45 Sat 03rd Feb 201819 answers, last by Patsy33 15:00 Sat 03rd Feb 2018
Avatar Image
Voltage

Man Flu

During labour, the pain is so great that a woman... Can almost imagine what it's like to have man flu....
10:08 Sat 03rd Feb 20186 answers, last by Shaglene 14:44 Sun 04th Feb 2018
Avatar Image
sunny-dave

Naughty - But Very Funny

Enter Further Question Details Here...
15:10 Thu 01st Feb 201830 answers, last by pastafreak 21:48 Fri 02nd Feb 2018
Avatar Image
Voltage

A Woman In A Bar!

A hot woman came up to me in a bar & said, "Do you want me to show you good time?" I said, "Yes please!!!" Then she ran 100m in 9.73 seconds...
18:20 Fri 02nd Feb 201814 answers, last by Patsy33 14:56 Sun 04th Feb 2018
Avatar Image
Chipchopper

Gate Crasher

I was mortified when I saw the driver of the refuse collection truck reverse right into my garden gate. I decided not to say anything about his poor driving just in case he took a fence!...
10:43 Fri 02nd Feb 20187 answers, last by Garaman 17:38 Fri 02nd Feb 2018
Avatar Image
Voltage

Dwarf And A Midget ?

What do a dwarf and a midget have in common? Very little....
12:43 Fri 02nd Feb 201813 answers, last by marval 18:38 Fri 02nd Feb 2018
Avatar Image
malagabob

Penny Smith

She’s popped up the last 2 days. Where has she been....
10:01 Fri 02nd Feb 201813 answers, last by Arksided 15:00 Fri 02nd Feb 2018
Avatar Image
ToraToraTora

I Know It's Tough In Wales But.......

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-south-west-wales-42917101...
12:00 Fri 02nd Feb 20189 answers, last by Tilly2 20:34 Fri 02nd Feb 2018
Avatar Image
murraymints

Happy Birthday Barmaid

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GRCMzXND4lo Happy happy birthday Barmaid xxx.....
04:37 Fri 02nd Feb 201839 answers, last by Prudie 22:51 Fri 02nd Feb 2018
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Owls

Why don’t owls try mating in the rain? Because it’s too wet to woo....
18:46 Thu 01st Feb 201818 answers, last by marval 00:25 Fri 02nd Feb 2018
Avatar Image
Shaglene

Two Women Talking In Heaven..........

Woman 1 - Hi Woman 2 - Hi, How did you die? Woman 1 - I froze to death Woman 2 - How horrible Woman 1 - It wasn't so bad. After I stopped shaking from the cold, I began to warm and felt sleepy and...
17:13 Thu 01st Feb 20183 answers, last by Patsy33 17:42 Thu 01st Feb 2018
Avatar Image
Voltage

Hamster Name!

My m8 asked me "why have you called your hamster saturn"? I said "it had a nice ring to it"!...
12:36 Thu 01st Feb 201814 answers, last by Shaglene 18:23 Thu 01st Feb 2018
Avatar Image
anthro-nerd

Favourite Takeaway Order

We all have our faves, whether it's a chinese, pizza, italian... My go to is: sweet n sour chicken, seaweed, house special egg fried rice. What's yours?! (ps, can you tell it's nearly lunchtime and...
12:41 Thu 01st Feb 201836 answers, last by russell007 06:07 Mon 08th Oct 2018
Avatar Image
marval

Up And Down

Newlyweds, Tim and Nancy, spent their wedding night at a hotel. The following morning, Nancy's closest friend, Jennifer, came over and asked them how their wedding night went. "I'm so exhausted,"...
23:41 Wed 31st Jan 20183 answers, last by Voltage 11:57 Thu 01st Feb 2018
Avatar Image
Voltage

D Day Tomorrow

Got highways agency chartered surveyor coming around then their house valuer . Been a year since we were told of compulsory purchase order so fingers crossed we get a fair price for our property. Next...
16:45 Thu 11th Jan 201834 answers, last by Voltage 11:51 Thu 01st Feb 2018
Avatar Image
Voltage

In An Elevator!

This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator. I was staring at her boobs and she said "can you Press One please" So I did... I don't remember much after that....
21:18 Wed 31st Jan 201813 answers, last by zebo 16:09 Thu 01st Feb 2018
Avatar Image
spathiphyllum

If A Man Opens The Car Door For His Wife...

... you can be sure of one thing... Either the car is new or the wife is....
17:12 Wed 31st Jan 20187 answers, last by Garaman 11:57 Thu 01st Feb 2018

1081 to 1100 of 1741

First Previous 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 Next Last